Hugh Hefner And Playmate Crystal Harris Get Engaged

by jt Posted 2010/12/27 19:26:08

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Burn After Reading 2011/01/23 14:11:37

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As long as he's happy. I'm pretty sure they'll be divorced within four months, but whatever.

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carrotcat 2011/01/05 07:50:09

yes she's so in love with his big and beautiful...

bank account

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KimRaines 2010/12/28 07:30:27

To do what? She change his diaper, in order to get his money?

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Annie~Pro American~Pro Israel 2010/12/28 06:52:35

What's in it for Crystal?

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Brosia 2010/12/28 05:38:09

Umm..,has anyone gotten Holly's thoughts on this? Because I bet that she is pissed off. She wanted to marry him and he said that he would never get married again because it did not agree with him the first time around.

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American Girl 2010/12/28 02:35:06

It's pretty much pathetic.

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captkirk999 2010/12/28 01:40:37

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well congratulations on a marriage of lust and money.

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Mark5610 2010/12/28 01:21:25 (edited)

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Icanbean Arschloch 2010/12/27 23:28:50

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As long as you have one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peal, ... why not?

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magic_is_might BN-0 2010/12/27 22:53:18

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Yeah, I guess she's marrying him only for looks, age, and personality.

Not money at all.

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Catnip 2010/12/27 21:40:09

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In the unlikely event that the future Mrs. Hefner should have his child, will she have to change both her baby's AND her husband's diapers?

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Melizmatic to Catnip 2010/12/28 05:53:58

*lolz

So mean...

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Manster 2010/12/27 21:16:51

If they have a child,she'll be able to change the diapers on both Hef,and the child!

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painted desert 2010/12/27 21:07:06 (edited)

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I would bet it's all money related. But who knows. I can't imagine wanting to marry someone 60 years older than you? But look at Anna Nicole Smith. Whatever...

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shellydraven 2010/12/27 20:22:12 (edited)

ooooooooooooooooooooooookay... Have fun with that then.

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HelenForemanDiggs 2010/12/27 20:13:53

Two adults should b able to make choices and b happy no matter what any one else thinks if everyone would just wish a person well it would b a better place instead of judging wonder how u would feel if it were u ?

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Billyk75 2010/12/27 20:12:27

Hefner marrying someone who is old enough to be his great granddaughter. Oh well, that's life.

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Ashley 2010/12/27 19:52:58

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shes probably just with him for his money

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Loreli 2010/12/27 19:42:11

What a charming story.....

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Liza Jane 2010/12/27 19:36:48

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Yeah marriage is so sacred in America.... the Viagra king can marry all the porn stars he likes but a loving gay couple can't. Makes perfect sense.

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The Elitist Libtard SodaJerk 2010/12/27 19:31:04

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Some would say She's only in it for the money! Well, good for her, and good for him for knowing how to spend that money. Sorry Kids, No Inheritance, Grandpa got himself a Going away gift.

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Melizmatic to The Eli... 2010/12/27 19:40:59

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Yeah, he can't last much longer, one would think...

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The Eli... to Melizmatic 2010/12/27 19:45:33

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I dunno My Great Aunt Made it to 104/

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Melizmatic to The Eli... 2010/12/27 19:48:49

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I'll bet she wasn't trying to keep up with an entire harem of 22 year-old blonde chicks though...

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The Eli... to Melizmatic 2010/12/27 19:53:32

I would so not want to be on the receiving end of that Jealousy debate. Just being me. Now imagine I were Heff, and Females were deRobbing just to shake my hand.

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Melizmatic to The Eli... 2010/12/27 19:57:28

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And now imagine that you can't even satisfy the first three, despite a lifetime supply of Viagra, leaving you with room full of sexually frustrated gold diggers.

Yup, sounds just groovy.

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The Eli... to Melizmatic 2010/12/27 20:08:14

Heff is rich, So It's gonna take a lot more than that to get a strand of Pity out of me. And now a days, You can be a gold digger, Exploit it on VH1 for 2 or so years and than you get your own series.

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Melizmatic to The Eli... 2010/12/27 20:14:58 (edited)

Oh, I have no pity whatsoever for Hef.

I just hope that his soul is in good standing; otherwise, for him, Hell will most likely be a never-ending national convention of lesbian feminist extremists...

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The Eli... to Melizmatic 2010/12/27 20:16:40

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Or just an Eternity of Sitting through the opening minutes of the N.O.W. Year end meeting. Everyone is totally dressed and will remain that way.

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Bob 2010/12/27 19:30:05

RutRoh, cat fight coming to the playboy mansion!!!

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Melizmatic 2010/12/27 19:29:29

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I just have to wonder; what's in it for the woman?

Seriously, why do these women marry him?

Surely they cant think that they ever stand a chance to inherit any of the Playboy billions?

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Racquel 2010/12/27 19:28:38

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Viva Viagra!

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~Goddess of Passion*Pain*Pl... 2010/12/27 19:28:00

Even playmates deserve happiness.

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Melizmatic to ~Goddes... 2010/12/27 19:29:58

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Wrinkly peen brings happiness?

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~Goddes... to Melizmatic 2010/12/27 19:35:19 (edited)

to some people probably so, but the money.

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Melizmatic to ~Goddes... 2010/12/27 19:40:17

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Perhaps, in expensive gifts & whatnot, but they don't their hands on any of the REAL money, so... is it really worth it, in the long run?

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~Goddes... to Melizmatic 2010/12/27 19:43:11

yeah, she probably just like the idea of being engaged to him.

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Melizmatic to ~Goddes... 2010/12/27 19:49:26

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I guess.

Top trophy wife, or something like that?

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Brosia to Melizmatic 2010/12/28 05:39:19

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She can always just close her eyes and imagine the money at the end of the tunnel.

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Melizmatic to Brosia 2010/12/28 05:48:57

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What money, beyond some minor, obligatory pittance?

You know Hef's prenup is probably a mile long...

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