Hugh Hefner and Ex-Fiancee in Custody Battle Over Puppy: Who Should Get the Dog?

Um, neither. A dog needs somebody with a teenager's personality and 'attention needs' or younger. Why, they need a frisbee, balls, a schedule, to be able to watch you put your shoes on for work, to get belly rubs, walks, training, affection, neck massages, and the dog food should not be Pedigree, Pro Plan, Purina Moist & Meaty or Iams. Kibbles N Bits Bistro Meals is okay for awhile, especially if your dog needs a 'Winter's' worth of 'moisture' and you're totaling the percentages of the last foods: protein, fat, fiber and moisture amount he was on and want a 0.5% higher. And maybe your dog has a chattering jaw problem where he can't 'chew.' Otherwise, this dog food is 'BLAH' and what one really needs is something like: Fromm's, California Natural Grain Free Venison, Tim's, Petcurean NOW, Halo, Natural Balance Organics, By Nature (green can in this case), canned tripe, Wysong or Taste of the Wild. Some dog foods you only feed about 1 cup per every 25 lbs. A quiet home with little music and some company and a 'retractable belt lead' is best. If dogs eyes are going brown, suspect a liver, kidney or jaundice problem, if teeth are yellowing, go lower carb and get anti-biotics from the vet before a tooth cleaning; if the dog is cold, get something like this: and, eventually get some Hartz yellow 'towels.' Don't use any eye or ear product with parabens in it, and conditioners should not contain hydrogenated castor oil or anything.... and if you have Autumn like weather, then stay away from oats, potatoes and most other starches and grains until Winter comes at least (late December usually). Then, this site is neccessary for life http://www.acreaturecomfort.c... and don't forget about the supplement Milk Thistle and Dannon or Chobani Yogurts for probiotics (acidophilus), when indigestion hits (Milk Thistle is for liver and kidney problems. You just give like 1 every other day to 2 per day, usually). Betadine or liquid castile soap like Dr Bronner's here, is good. Tear stains are probably from candida/yeast bacteria and one needs to change the diet. 'Cold weather problems' can be dealt with by using utter balm, meant for cows originally. A dog can learn 60 to over 150 words.