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How can I score a date with Kelly Clarkson?

Derober November 16, 2007 16:51:46

I met Kelly once and blew it when I opened my mouth. the full story is on www.derober.com. I need a second chance and need the readers’ help for that. I need your advice on the best way you think I should go about scoring a date. I need your input. We’ll take the best advice you have and use it! This is no joke, I will get a second chance at a first date, it's just a matter of how soon I get it. Visit www.derober.com to meet John and follow the story.
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  • +3 raves Katy May 20, 2008 04:51:51
    Katy

    Undecided

    Well, you could offer her your immortal soul to feast on, although she probably only does that behind closed doors....but if all else fails just tie a bag of cheetos to the end of a stick and lead her around with it, she'll follow you anywhere.

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  • +3 raves
    Katy May 20, 2008 04:51:51
    Katy

    Undecided

    Well, you could offer her your immortal soul to feast on, although she probably only does that behind closed doors....but if all else fails just tie a bag of cheetos to the end of a stick and lead her around with it, she'll follow you anywhere.

  • +1 raves
    Cassie Katy May 20, 2008 21:34:49
    Cassie
    lmao
  • +1 raves
    Katy Cassie May 20, 2008 21:36:09
    Katy
    Lol, that's cute.....with the death and all.
  • +1 raves
    Cassie Katy May 20, 2008 21:43:33
    Cassie
    Haha...Yeah.
  • +1 raves
    Terry ~Stop Communist Obama~ May 05, 2008 23:48:17
    Terry ~Stop Communist Obama~

    Undecided

    Be a famous celebrity.
  • +1 raves
    Eddie April 02, 2008 03:42:19
    Eddie

    Undecided

    If I knew, I wouldn't tell you, cus I'd take her myself, sorry but I mean it's Kelly.
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    JESUS WAS A COMMUNITY ORGAN... February 24, 2008 13:00:53
    JESUS WAS A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER, PILATE WAS A REPUBLICAN

    Undecided

    Lower your musical tastes and tell her she's good...
  • twin January 24, 2008 02:30:06
    twin

    Call her publicist and arrange a fake meeting

    I say you can use that oppurtunity to apologize and ask if you can make it up to her.
  • Ronicules December 02, 2007 14:32:54
    Ronicules

    Knock on her front door and ask her out with flowers.

    Act funny like you just lost a million dollars. Say sorry.
  • Astor November 30, 2007 21:50:52
    Astor

    Skydive into one of her outdoor concerts

    with the flowers in a tux. She'll be yours after that.
  • shelbii November 29, 2007 03:34:55
    shelbii

    Pray to god that she instantly appears out of thin air

    hey..u never know. it worked for ya last time. ]
  • Tinkez November 20, 2007 09:21:36
    Tinkez

    Knock on her front door and ask her out with flowers.

    this is a good idea because it shows that you arnt intersested in her fame (or are you) lol plus its well sweet!
  • Tiff November 20, 2007 08:57:01
    Tiff

    Knock on her front door and ask her out with flowers.

    That would be so cute
  • Fef November 19, 2007 21:14:00
    Fef

    Create a media frenzy so she can't ignore it or say no.

    Celebs love the media frenzy surrounding their relationships.
  • Jade November 19, 2007 18:17:19
    Jade

    Create a media frenzy so she can't ignore it or say no.

    this worked for that one guy from E! he wanted to date....someone cant rememberwho...but she said yes cuz he announced it on t.v. that he wanted to date her... dontknow if they actually had more than one date though.
  • Mars November 18, 2007 22:10:20
    Mars

    Skydive into one of her outdoor concerts

    Stage a rattlesnake encounter and conveniently rescure her!
  • BoyOfTheEnders November 17, 2007 18:32:49
    BoyOfTheEnders

    Undecided

    Go find a girl that likes you for who you are, and likes the same things as you, instead of worring about some plastic celeb....then you'll forget all about your lame obsession with her.
  • Jenna November 17, 2007 16:53:58
    Jenna

    Call her publicist and arrange a fake meeting

    haha this is probably the best way to get a hold of her...unless she does appear out of thin air! Roger is her publicists name...if that helps at all. lol. Wishing you the best of luck!! Love the hiking story!
  • dlove November 17, 2007 00:16:50
    dlove

    Knock on her front door and ask her out with flowers.

    I wouldn't "literally" do that, but some variation of that. She'd hate it if you did the "publicist" thing. She's said that "guys" make her nervous, and well she maid you nervous. I'd be honest about that. However, don't rip yourself about over it. Ask the Express to share the story of that date she walked out on b/c the guys kept making fun of himself... good luck dude.. I hope you're not crazy.
  • JiMCRmy November 16, 2007 21:46:56
    JiMCRmy

    Create a media frenzy so she can't ignore it or say no.

    Nothing says love like a media frenzy
  • Smokey November 16, 2007 20:26:56
    Smokey

    Undecided

    Find out her next public appearance and ask if you can talk with her. Trust me, it's not as hard as you think. But don't get your hopes up because I think she already has a boyfriend.
  • +1 raves
    Gramma Lil November 16, 2007 20:18:38
    Gramma Lil

    Undecided

    I say keep your clothes on...that might help!!
  • Abby November 16, 2007 19:20:30
    Abby

    Pray to god that she instantly appears out of thin air

    It happened the first time didn't it?
  • MsCortneyLeigh November 16, 2007 19:08:40
    MsCortneyLeigh

    Pray to god that she instantly appears out of thin air

    Why don't you just ASK?
  • Milk Maid November 16, 2007 18:00:18
    Milk Maid

    Knock on her front door and ask her out with flowers.

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