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Homeless Man Steals Ferret By Shoving It in His Pants: What do you think?

Creamy 2009/10/29 22:40:28
I would rather have Rodney Bolton shove the smelly ferret in my face
I would rather be bitten in the face by a clean ferret
I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down his pants...
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Rodney Bolton, a 38-year-old homeless man, was charged with stealing a ferret after he put a ferret in his pants before walking out of a pet store. The homeless man was confronted when security noticed him shoving the ferret in his pants.

Rodney Bolton however, wasn't stopped until a 17-year-old witness confront him, wherein he took the ferret out his pants and shoved it into the boy's face. The boy was bitten by the animal.

Which is worse, having a homeless man shove a smelly ferret in your face or being bitten in the face by a ferret?
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  • Just another nobody. 2009/10/29 22:47:10
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    Just another nobody.
    +6
    Should have gotten his junk bitten by the ferret. Poor creature must have been scared.

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  • miki 2009/11/17 00:45:23
    I would rather be bitten in the face by a clean ferret
    miki
    dat gross
  • rach9990 2009/11/14 18:48:21
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    rach9990
    That man should have been stopped by security as soon as they noticed him shoving the freaking ferret down his pants!!!
  • Simply Cara 2009/11/14 07:36:59
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    Simply Cara
    Bad move man, bad move. He could have gotten bitten and got rabies in a certain area ha ha ha.
  • harasnicole 2009/11/12 02:36:21
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    harasnicole
    ...should have been bitten on his peen instead of shoving the ferret into the boy's face after the animal's been stuck in the dude's pants.
  • must be dusty 2009/11/05 19:10:53
    I would rather have Rodney Bolton shove the smelly ferret in my face
    must be dusty
    what a stupid man. .........................haha...
  • Werewolfgirl1995 2009/11/02 22:31:24
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    Werewolfgirl1995
  • MissLadySesshomaru 2009/11/02 16:56:03
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    MissLadySesshomaru
    +1
    is wierd and just REALLY desperate for a pet.
  • Bry 2009/11/02 02:55:38
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    Bry
    +1
    ewww......thats disgusting.... the ferret should have bitten him...... poor thing was probably scared to death.... sometimes ppl are just retarted...
  • mimi 2009/11/01 17:14:02
    I would rather be bitten in the face by a clean ferret
    mimi
    +1
    ewwww. if the guy is digusting enough to do that then i dont even want to read anymore of it.
  • Ash-the-empress 2009/11/01 04:21:04
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    Ash-the-empress
    +1
    Poor ferret
  • JoJo 2009/10/31 21:34:44
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    JoJo
    +1
    Has issues! Poor Ferret! It should have bitten him in the junk!
  • Kenzrs 2009/10/31 04:44:46
    I would rather have Rodney Bolton shove the smelly ferret in my face
    Kenzrs
    +1
    as long as it doesnt touch me n i would run away screamin
  • Kida 2009/10/31 03:48:58
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    Kida
    +1
    Screw the homeless man and the boy, I feel sorry for the poor ferret lol.
  • ~Zaley~ 2009/10/30 20:33:28
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    ~Zaley~
    +1
    is freakin retarded! what idiot would want a ferret enuf 2 put it in their pants? i mean seriously dude......THINK, for once in ur life
  • Y Knot Knit?~ in GOD I trust 2009/10/30 19:44:16
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    Y Knot Knit?~ in GOD I trust
    +1
    should have his "parts" bitten. then a hole ripped in his pants. poor ferret
  • 13loodyDove 2009/10/30 16:05:19
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    13loodyDove
    +1
    Has issues, Cuz there are plenty of squirls out there that he could have as a pet. I guess he's just not quick enough to catch them.
    ferret shoving pants issues cuz plenty squirls pet guess catch
  • game-on 2009/10/30 14:08:48
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    game-on
    +1
    rodney bolton homeless stole ferret shoving pants It would tickle like hell!!!
  • Vicanna 2009/10/30 12:49:00
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    Vicanna
    +1
    was smoking some sort of crazy substance.....
    .....or slowly stealing pets to raise an evil animal empire. sort crazy substance slowly stealing pets raise evil animal empire sort crazy substance slowly stealing pets raise evil animal empire sort crazy substance slowly stealing pets raise evil animal empire
  • Gary 2009/10/30 11:24:32
    I would rather be bitten in the face by a clean ferret
    Gary
    +1
    lol a homeless guy stole a ferret? from a pet store?! thats...thats....hilarious! ROFL!
  • wolfsan11 2009/10/30 05:24:52
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    wolfsan11
    +1
    Trying to imitate Tom Felton was he?
  • Serious Business 2009/10/30 04:03:57
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    Serious Business
    +1
    Poor little ferret!
    Good thing Mr. Rodney wasn't ticklish. xD
  • moomoof 2009/10/30 03:19:53
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    moomoof
    +1
    haha i want a ferret XD which is better ....i think that hte animal got shoved down the pants poor ferret....as for the kid xD oops
  • Christine 2009/10/30 03:02:26
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    Christine
    +1
    Is a little crazy. Why would you want to steal a ferret?
    They're smelly and mean! Who would want to steal a ferret or shove one down their pants, for that matter?
  • ««Gingey, the Master Debate... 2009/10/30 01:51:27
    I would rather be bitten in the face by a clean ferret
    ««Gingey, the Master Debater of Þ|-|Дэ†»»
    +1
    Lmfao poor thing!
  • Iamcowhearmemoo 2009/10/30 01:46:01
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    Iamcowhearmemoo
    +1
    The ferret bites the boy but not the guy's shtick... It obviously wasn't a female ferret...
  • crotchrot 2009/10/30 01:29:41
  • Chrissy592 2009/10/30 01:25:02
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    Chrissy592
    +1
    is a sad example of how we are the richest country in the world and yet we have men like Rodney being homeless. I personally hope the ferret didn't bite him. :)
  • Joker~RWAC/CFM 2009/10/30 01:20:12
  • ~BuddaH~ 2009/10/29 23:41:00
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    ~BuddaH~
    +1
    HAHAHAHAHAAAA OMG HAHAHAAA
  • Revolutionary Girl 2009/10/29 23:27:56
    I would rather be bitten in the face by a clean ferret
    Revolutionary Girl
    +1
    What the hell?
  • fairiefang -annoying fashio... 2009/10/29 23:06:35
    I would rather be bitten in the face by a clean ferret
    fairiefang -annoying fashion snobs everywhere-
    +3
    I think it would have been funny if the ferret had gotten nippy while Rodney Bolton had it down his pants...

    Poor ferret :(
  • BGIRL_ROX 2009/10/29 22:58:15
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    BGIRL_ROX
    +1
    Is a jerk. Doesn't that dude know that the poor thing might've been scared silly?? Sad. And to have it bite a person afterwards? ugh, wut's wrong with ppl like him???
  • Lori-kay 2009/10/29 22:57:03
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    Lori-kay
    +2
    Should of got bit!! And then the ferret sould of filed a sexual asult charge aginst him or at least a animal adbuse charge should of been filed! Pore little think it was probly scared... :(
  • Just another nobody. 2009/10/29 22:47:10
    I think Rodney Bolton, the homeless man who stole a ferret by shoving it down...
    Just another nobody.
    +6
    Should have gotten his junk bitten by the ferret. Poor creature must have been scared.

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