HEY, SODAHEAD STAFF:
Melizmatic
2012/06/18 17:47:29
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I have a novel idea.
How about you forget about Rodney King, and milking his death to the very last drop to increase site traffic, for just a moment...
Forget about Rhianna and your staff's inexplicable obsession with her career & lifestyle.
Forget about Charlie Sheen, Willow Smith, Justin Beiber, Madonna's nipple and every other vapid, pointless story that you've copied and pasted from some other, better-written website.
How about fixing all the damn annoying glitches?
Updates/happenings that come days or even weeks late, raves not showing, perpetual site time-outs, constant '500' error codes...
Please, please, PLEASE fix those issues before directing your energies to less important aspects of the site, such as content like "the hottest celeb couple."
Thanks.
Sincerely, one of the faceless masses that drives this site and whose presence generates revenue for the owner.
And for those of us out there who aren't experiencing ANY issues with the sites functionality whatsoever:
Goody-goody gumdrops for you, feel free to just go ahead and skip this post, as it doesn't actually pertain to you.
Thanks.
Lastly, y'all know the deal about being civil;
How about you forget about Rodney King, and milking his death to the very last drop to increase site traffic, for just a moment...
Forget about Rhianna and your staff's inexplicable obsession with her career & lifestyle.
Forget about Charlie Sheen, Willow Smith, Justin Beiber, Madonna's nipple and every other vapid, pointless story that you've copied and pasted from some other, better-written website.
How about fixing all the damn annoying glitches?
Updates/happenings that come days or even weeks late, raves not showing, perpetual site time-outs, constant '500' error codes...
Please, please, PLEASE fix those issues before directing your energies to less important aspects of the site, such as content like "the hottest celeb couple."
Thanks.
Sincerely, one of the faceless masses that drives this site and whose presence generates revenue for the owner.
And for those of us out there who aren't experiencing ANY issues with the sites functionality whatsoever:
Goody-goody gumdrops for you, feel free to just go ahead and skip this post, as it doesn't actually pertain to you.
Thanks.
Lastly, y'all know the deal about being civil;
Personally, I just want to the interface to run properly.
because I'm not skippin'!
Lucky you, hon.
It's been pretty bad for lots of folks for the last few weeks...
That's what I do best.
Just think of me as Lucy to your Charlie Brown...
Wanna try again right now?
;-)
I thought this site existed to make money.
Oh, that's right; you can't.
You don't own this site, so you're just mere words on my PC screen... just like everyone else.
Go be angry somewhere else, little monkey.
I'm in an awesome mood and passive aggressive haters cant ruin it.
Toodles.
Good morning, Keith.
You know, I was starting to get worried that I was losing my touch; all these replies, and not a single hater until now...
Now I can relax; I've still got the knack to wind them up, without even trying...
Yoink.
There's a whole section dedicated to those conversations.
Nice pun.