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Hey! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

Eric 2007/07/20 05:01:08
I know I would! First, I would smother myself with brown mustard and relish.. I'd be so delicious!
I don't know..
Don't jerk me around, it's a simple question. A baby could answer it. If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
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  • Steve 2008/09/03 17:05:59
  • kaylanjo 2008/09/03 06:22:26
    NO!
    kaylanjo
    i would eat my friend mr.hotdog bun!!
  • Leethal 2007/12/19 00:26:45
    I know I would! First, I would smother myself with brown mustard and relish.....
    Leethal
    Everything but my stomach I would need that to eat myslef
  • BiteMe 2007/09/20 03:39:14 (edited)
    I don't know..
    BiteMe
    That's slightly difficult....it would be "chomp....OUCH", " chomp..OUCH". Don't know if I could deal with that.
  • AngelEyes 2007/08/30 12:22:08
    I know I would! First, I would smother myself with brown mustard and relish.....
    AngelEyes
    +1
    my favorite song --- If I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner would you take a bite of me.
  • SUPERROBOT 2007/08/27 04:44:22
    I know I would! First, I would smother myself with brown mustard and relish.....
    SUPERROBOT
    +1
    MMMMM.... HOTDOG, DELICIOUS.

    I AM A HOTDOG, I AM FROM THE FUTURE.
  • Eric SUPERROBOT 2007/08/31 06:24:08
    Eric
    Do they taste better in the future?
  • SUPERROBOT Eric 2007/08/31 08:34:14
    SUPERROBOT
    +1
    IN THE YEAR 2021 A WELL KNOWN HOTDOG MANUFACTURER BEGINS USING NANOTECHNOLOGY TO ARTIFICIALY PLUMP THIER HOTDOGS. THE RESULTING HOTDOGS WERE PLUMP BEYOND ANY MEANS PREVIOUSLY EVER SEEN BY MANKIND.
    THEY WERE EXQUIST CULINARY DELIGHTS, BUT SOMETHING STRANGE HAPPENED FOR THE FIRST GENERATION OF HUMANS WHO DINED ON THEM. A DECENT PERCENTAGE OF THEM DEVELOPED CANCER DUE TO THE SYNTHETIC NATURE OF THE BIOENGIERED MEAT FOOD PRODUCT.

    I ATE THEM EVERY DAY, THEY WERE DECLIOUS.
    I CANNOT GET CANCER, BECAUSE I AM A ROBOT, AND ROBOTS CANNOT GET CANCER. WE CAN GET CERTAIN THING, BUT CANCER ISN'T ONE OF THEM.

    I AM A ROBOT, I AM FROM THE FUTURE.
  • Eric SUPERROBOT 2007/09/04 07:12:00
    Eric
    ummmm..... sounds good;)
  • True~Male 2007/07/25 03:06:39
    Don't jerk me around, it's a simple question. A baby could answer it. If you ...
    True~Male
    HUMMM.... never ask a gay man that question ................................
  • Regulus [99 - INSHALLAH] 2007/07/20 15:15:00
    NO!
    Regulus [99 - INSHALLAH]
    +1
    AAAAHHH! My ear!
  • GEMINII : queen of hope 2007/07/20 10:50:17
    I know I would! First, I would smother myself with brown mustard and relish.....
    GEMINII : queen of hope
    if i could i would lol
  • robbie's mom 2007/07/20 06:55:33
    Don't jerk me around, it's a simple question. A baby could answer it. If you ...
    robbie's mom
    +1
    No, I would have plenty of children, so I'd never go hungry.
  • Eric robbie'... 2007/07/20 09:01:53
    Eric
    Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend! If you had said no, I would have bitten your ear off! I would have come at you like a tornado made of arms and teeth. And - and fingernails.
  • robbie'... Eric 2007/07/20 15:40:04
    robbie's mom
    lol, ty for leaving my ears intact.
  • . 2007/07/20 05:22:21
    I don't know..
    .
    +1
    only if i was all beef and kosher!
  • Eric . 2007/07/20 05:30:21
    Eric
    +1
    Shalom
  • Rbosco 2007/07/20 05:20:16
    I know I would! First, I would smother myself with brown mustard and relish.....
    Rbosco
    +1
    Yes i would
  • Alicia 2007/07/20 05:15:31
    Don't jerk me around, it's a simple question. A baby could answer it. If you ...
    Alicia
    +1
    if it was possibe..sure. i just had to choose this option because it made me laugh lol
  • Teedee 2007/07/20 05:09:03
    Don't jerk me around, it's a simple question. A baby could answer it. If you ...
    Teedee
    +1
    Heck yeah..:))..I'm hungry lol.
  • JimBob 2007/07/20 05:06:04
    Don't jerk me around, it's a simple question. A baby could answer it. If you ...
    JimBob
    +1
    Wow. This is so funny I ate myself laughing!
  • JimBob JimBob 2007/07/20 05:06:24
    JimBob
    Not.
  • Eric JimBob 2007/07/20 05:09:41
    Eric
    +1
    did u just bring back the "NOT" joke?
  • JimBob Eric 2007/07/20 05:12:24
    JimBob
    +2
    Dog nose I'm a-tryin'!

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