Funniest Movie Review - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

by Captain Spaulding (Movie-Guy) Posted 2011/11/21 10:25:13

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Spill Review Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn

This Movie review is just too funny that I had to share this with you all, the best part is at the end so be sure to watch the full video

Synopsis: In this installment of the "Twilight" saga, Bella (Kristen Stewart) becomes pregnant after marrying Edward (Robert Pattinson), which leads to a dangerous childbirth and a shocking realization for werewolf Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner).

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schjaz 2011/11/21 16:19:34

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Saw the first movie and its just ... um...i don't understand how this could possibly be such a moneymaker. What the hell is going on with the ppl that attracted to this crap?
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ashely tran 2011/12/28 17:54:11

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i only watch the movies for taylor lautner and his body nothing more nothing less

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whiteorchid2010 2011/12/05 11:09:31

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The Twilight movie is just ok to me...
I like the movie just because Jacob (Taylor Lautner) was there...
Nothing more...

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Leisha90 2011/12/02 09:46:56

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i love this movie!!

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Courtenaystars 2011/11/28 03:53:17

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I'm a fan of the books, which are 10x better than the movies.

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Soul Grinder 2011/11/24 04:15:05

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Thumbs up if you saw the "Here's Johnny!'' poster :D

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~head~first~fearless~ 2011/11/23 03:37:42

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THAT was hilarious. Even though I wanna see the movie, it's really only for Taylor Lautner. I gave up caring about Bella and Edward 3 movies ago.

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Nika 2011/11/22 20:51:58

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Wow I got bored watching this! That movie must truly suck!

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Kelssupe 2011/11/22 15:28:05
Captain... to Kelssupe 2011/11/22 17:36:23

hahah

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Doc. J 2011/11/22 07:13:25

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Awesome.....That was funny as hell, and shows the mindset of the little panty-wetting, gum-chewers that are into this schlock.

And the love-lorn teenaged girls too.

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Captain... to Doc. J 2011/11/22 07:28:42

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haha yep

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aymen elmafirsh 2011/11/22 00:15:07

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Wawo

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Finn 2011/11/22 00:04:42

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lol

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Emo~HappyFace:) 2011/11/21 23:56:21

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hahahaha that video was funny and so true

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beck 2011/11/21 23:10:26

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they r funny!!!!

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peacelovesmiles 2011/11/21 20:57:33

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Twilight: attracting idiots since 2005..:P

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Tom Riddle's fangirl 2011/11/21 20:37:29

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Twilight sucks. Nuff said

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Biki 2011/11/21 20:11:13

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That was funny!! hahahaha!

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Sachikø-the-shy-kunoichi 2011/11/21 19:36:10

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I never liked the movie at all...

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Kristen Lynn 2011/11/21 19:34:02

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Haha! Now I've GOT to see this movie!

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Bob, the reasonable one 2011/11/21 19:24:03

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I'm so glad I don't have to rent it or go to the theatre...saved me some money!!

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Florence Doucet 2011/11/21 19:21:40

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Great review of a crappy movie. On a side note it barely scored 2 out of 6 in the latest review i saw here in Norway.

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LdyLeo 2011/11/21 19:18:56

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You watch the Spill Crews reviews as well? I love them. They are the only critics who I will listen to because they are funny.

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Captain... to LdyLeo 2011/11/22 03:38:22

Hell yes, ive been a member of spill for awhile but i hardly log into iut, i just tune in for their reviews

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fireware0062 2011/11/21 19:13:54
Captain... to firewar... 2011/11/22 03:38:55

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hahaha well said

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chiakaiyuki 2011/11/21 18:47:24

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Loool.
I would pay more to see this review than the movie itself.

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Vinny 2011/11/21 18:24:38

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Lol they sound so funny!! Haha

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ButterbeerMe 2011/11/21 18:03:15

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Hilarious.

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RosaG 2011/11/21 17:43:27

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LOL funny! I loved the jokes about Bella giving birth to puppies and Jacob marking his territory! XD
Oh and Twilight is horrible. Vampires don't sparkle.

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Captain... to RosaG 2011/11/22 03:40:08

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Dont forget Vampires also have fangs, i have never seen one fang in this twilight franchise

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RosaG to Captain... 2011/11/22 10:54:21

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Agreed, there are several reasons why they are not proper vampires.

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Captain... to RosaG 2011/11/22 10:55:13

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lol yep

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Blonde Rebellion 2011/11/21 17:37:30

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Lol x 10!

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♌βļąƈʞƦơșƐ3033♌ 2011/11/21 16:41:14

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Glad to know that I didn't miss anything by skipping the opening night.

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schjaz 2011/11/21 16:19:34

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Saw the first movie and its just ... um...i don't understand how this could possibly be such a moneymaker. What the hell is going on with the ppl that attracted to this crap?

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Soul Gr... to schjaz 2011/11/24 04:09:53

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The sparkles makes little girls ginys tingly, or so I was told :/

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Damaris 2011/11/21 16:14:53

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I love Spill :)

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Phant4sy 2011/11/21 15:59:56

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I like the story but I hate how they fabricated vampires. I went and watched this movie yesterday. I was getting soooooo aggravated. I saw a lot of nothingness but weird faces and lots of kissing. They could have made a 15 minutes episode out of this rather than a movie. The ending got crazzzzzzzy and that's when I got excited. I do believe that part one did leave us wanting more though. i wish they would have just did Breaking Dawn and not part one and two. No need. They know what they are doing, making us wait and getting our money.

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(●̮̮̃•̃)(͡๏̯͡๏)(•̪●)Winches... 2011/11/21 15:56:54

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