Forrest Gunp and St. Peter " Joke "
- October 24, 2009 00:36:50
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When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in."
"Okay," said Forest. "I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a final exam. It's hard.' "
"Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are."
1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?"
2) How many seconds are in a year?
3) What is God's first name?
"Well, sir," said Forest, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."
St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."
"The next question," said Forest, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve."
"Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused.
"Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …"
St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too."
"And the last question," said Forest, "What is God's first name? It's Andy."
"Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?"
"I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Forest broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."
St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forest, Run!"
"Okay," said Forest. "I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a final exam. It's hard.' "
"Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are."
1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?"
2) How many seconds are in a year?
3) What is God's first name?
"Well, sir," said Forest, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."
St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."
"The next question," said Forest, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve."
"Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused.
"Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …"
St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too."
"And the last question," said Forest, "What is God's first name? It's Andy."
"Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?"
"I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Forest broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."
St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forest, Run!"
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BONNIE October 24, 2009 01:33:52
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- COUNTRYPUMPKIN October 24, 2009 17:51:56
+1rotflmao
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- rebmama October 24, 2009 14:20:24+1Cute!reply
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+1Thanks !reply
- Nana October 24, 2009 08:15:50+1I love it!!! Thanks for sharing it with us James!
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+1Your Welcomereply
- snell POTL/PWCM~GOD&COUNTRY!!! October 24, 2009 02:23:41+2
- That has GOT to be the funniest joke on SH!!!! Thanx for sharing Jamesreply -
Thanks snell. Blessings!reply
- madjack October 24, 2009 01:38:35+2Fun story,thanks .reply
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+1Your Welcome Brother.reply
- BONNIE October 24, 2009 01:33:52+4LOL !!! James That was great !!
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+2Thanks Bonnie.reply
- Torchmanner ~PWCM~JLA October 24, 2009 01:19:18+3LOL! That's a good one James! Enjoyed it very much.reply
- Torchma... Torchma... October 24, 2009 01:19:52 (edited)+1
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+1Me too. lol God Bless!reply
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