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Facial Hair FAILS: Which Celeb Beards Blew It?

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Brad Pitt

Pitt may be clean-shaven now ... but the salt-and-pepper mustache and beard he sported at the "Kick-Ass" premiere in March definitely didn't kick ass.
  1. Brad Pitt

    Brad Pitt

    Pitt may be clean-shaven now ... but the salt-and-pepper mustache and beard he sported at the "Kick-Ass" premiere in March definitely didn't kick ass.

  2. Conan O'Brien

    Conan O'Brien

    O'Brien has had a rough year ... and it shows in the crazy red beard (and facial expressions) he's been sporting lately.

  3. Joaquin Phoenix

    Joaquin Phoenix

    Phoenix began sporting this wild beard around the time he had a meltdown and "retired" from acting ... or began promoting his mockumentary (depending on which story you believe).

  4. Ben Affleck

    Ben Affleck

    In June, Affleck appeared to have more hair on his chin than he did on his head. Good Barber Hunting, anyone?

  5. Jim Carrey

    Jim Carrey

    Funnyman Carrey's unkempt whiskers were no laughing matter at this 2009 premiere.

  6. Val Kilmer, 2004

    Val Kilmer, 2004

    Val Kilmer's beard, mustache, hairdo and bandana all seem to say, "Haven't shaved, haven't showered."

  7. Val Kilmer, 2010

    Val Kilmer, 2010

    But we're not sure his ponytail in 2010 is all that much better!

Facial Hair FAILS: Which Celeb Beards Blew It?
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We recently spotted Brad Pitt sporting a clean shave, and we couldn't get over how ... refreshed he looks. The guy looks 15 years younger!

Why, why, why, we wonder, has the sexiest man alive been covering up all that sexiness for the last some-odd months/years? With an unkempt, scraggly beard at that?

But Pitt is not the only star who looks (much) better with a shave. Conan O'Brien's "Tonight Show" disaster seems to have gone to his ... face. And when Joaquin Phoenix retired from acting, he also retired from shaving.

Check out our gallery and tell us ...

Which Celeb Beards Blew It?

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  • MARIE November 19, 2010 03:33:52
    Brad Pitt's beard was the worst.
    MARIE
    NOT HIM
  • vicky September 16, 2010 04:14:26
    Brad Pitt's beard was the worst.
    vicky
    Brad Pitt's and Jim Carreys
  • Luver September 10, 2010 19:19:19
    None of the above
    Luver
  • Gerrie ... Luver September 14, 2010 15:27:32
    Gerrie Vinez
    +2
    How does he even have the nerve to have his pic taken-with or without a beard--he is disgusting--sorry!!!!!
  • running... Gerrie ... September 14, 2010 18:25:05
    runningintriangles ~the thespian
    ...he didn't take the picture, sweetheart. And from the looks of the background, he was just at some event, it wasn't like he paid the photographer. Blame the photographer in this case, dear... then again, I don't see why you care so much. It's just a photograph.
  • susan September 10, 2010 19:02:33
    Joaquin's beard was disgusting.
    susan
    He looks creepy with a beard.
  • ♀hUgS~&~KiSsEs~4~EvA♥♂ September 10, 2010 17:31:38
    None of the above
    ♀hUgS~&~KiSsEs~4~EvA♥♂
    jim carry looks way better shaved
  • Battlespeed September 10, 2010 14:04:51
    None of the above
    Battlespeed
    Advantages of the beards for celebrities - especially those between gigs:
    1. You have a public disguise.
    2. People passing by will give you their spare change.
    3. Instant admittance to any homeless shelter, no questions asked.
    4. You can drink out of a brown paper bag without having your photo taken.
    5. Ditto, rummaging through garbage cans for half-eaten sandwiches.
    6. You can take your tiny six-legged friends with you everywhere.
    7. No mother will ever come up and ask you to kiss her baby.
  • Purple Pinto ~PWCM~JLA September 10, 2010 13:44:23
    None of the above
    Purple Pinto ~PWCM~JLA
    Conan O'Brien. Epic fail with facial hair.
  • Poppy~POTL~PWCM~JLA September 10, 2010 13:35:38
    None of the above
    Poppy~POTL~PWCM~JLA
    Michelle Obama. michelle obama
  • ALF September 10, 2010 13:12:29
    None of the above
    ALF
    i dont really follow celebrities. but there are some horrible looking guys out there that think beards that are funky looking are the best thing ever. HELLO! someone needs a reality check
  • Gerrie ... ALF September 14, 2010 15:28:55
    Gerrie Vinez
    +1
    I agree with Alf
  • urban girl September 10, 2010 13:01:52
    Joaquin's beard was disgusting.
    urban girl
    Gross, he has such a nice, too.
  • Big C September 10, 2010 09:29:11
    None of the above
    Big C




    But the worst of all :

  • urban girl Big C September 10, 2010 13:02:45
    urban girl
    +2
    EWWWWW This was just scary!!!!!! =(
  • Luver Big C September 10, 2010 19:19:55
    Luver
    +1
    AAAAAAAH!
  • ♥♪ღ♫MusicGirl♫ღ♪♥ September 10, 2010 06:47:52
    Brad Pitt's beard was the worst.
    ♥♪ღ♫MusicGirl♫ღ♪♥
    Jim Carrey.......Damn.....
  • Eme September 10, 2010 06:12:26
    Joaquin's beard was disgusting.
    Eme
    +1
    Narsty =s
  • LuridLolita September 10, 2010 05:43:33
    None of the above
    LuridLolita
    +1
    Oh,... This made me nauseous.
    Jim Carrey looks like Santa Clause in training.
    Conan O'brien's face looks like some woman's pubic region.
  • Nabael September 10, 2010 05:33:33
    Brad Pitt's beard was the worst.
    Nabael
    +1
    Brad pit may look older, but not horrible with a beard. He looks like he could pull it off if we didn't all know that he was that handsome under it.
    But as for the rest, get rid of it. I sure as hell don't look good with a beard, and not every man does. In fact, most don't.
    It's why they invented these:
    pit older horrible beard pull handsome rest rid beard invented
    pit older horrible beard pull handsome rest rid beard invented
    pit older horrible beard pull handsome rest rid beard invented
  • ©TransAmTam~Metal Queen \m/ September 10, 2010 05:17:33
  • Cheesy Steve September 10, 2010 03:44:16
    Joaquin's beard was disgusting.
    Cheesy Steve
    Ben Affleck comes in at second...
  • Maria September 10, 2010 03:20:08
    None of the above
    Maria
    +1
    I like goatee beard because it soo down to earth thing... goatee beard soo earth goatee beard soo earth goatee beard soo earth
  • painted desert September 10, 2010 02:01:36 (edited)
    Joaquin's beard was disgusting.
    painted desert
    +1
    Joaquin really looks crazy, and is acting like it too. Not a becoming look. But Brad Pitt looks like he's homeless. Too bad for such a handsome man.
  • Rachel ~In HP I Trust~ September 10, 2010 01:28:42
    Brad Pitt's beard was the worst.
    Rachel ~In HP I Trust~
    +2
    I don't know they're all so disgusting looking...I really don't like facial hair...ick. :P
  • magic_is_might BN-0 September 10, 2010 01:18:52
    Joaquin's beard was disgusting.
    magic_is_might BN-0
    +1
    Joaquin's, without a doubt.

    Brad's would be second.
  • evceleb September 10, 2010 00:37:17
    Brad Pitt's beard was the worst.
    evceleb
    but all of them are truely petrifying D:
  • Arreit September 10, 2010 00:31:19
    Joaquin's beard was disgusting.
    Arreit
    Love this guy, but that was just awful!! Why why why would anyone do that???
  • sabbatha September 10, 2010 00:07:33
    None of the above
    sabbatha
    +1
    While I like facial hair on men, even if it is a little wild, these guys all look pretty bad.

    facial hair wild guys pretty

    now this is some badass facial hair! *so hot*
  • KendraTaylor September 09, 2010 23:59:10
    Brad Pitt's beard was the worst.
    KendraTaylor
    +3
    Only two men can pull off beards, all others will fail in their attempts
    brad pitts beard pull beards fail attempts
    brad pitts beard pull beards fail attempts
    -kendra <3
  • JJ KendraT... September 10, 2010 02:44:28
    JJ
    +1
    What about Dumbledore?
    dumbledore
  • KendraT... JJ September 10, 2010 03:11:35
    KendraTaylor
    i've never liked Dumbledore 8O
    -kendra <3
  • JJ KendraT... September 10, 2010 03:17:48
    JJ
    +1
    =O
    Can't always have the same opinions. Personally, I love him. Well, him and Snape.
    opinions personally love snape
  • KendraT... JJ September 10, 2010 06:07:22
    KendraTaylor
    I can explain my hatred of Dumbledore, hermione, ron weasley, and harry potter -besides the bad acting and the movies failing-

    I'M A FAN OF:
    dumbledore hermione ron weasley harry potter acting movies failing- fan
    -kendra <3
  • Katty September 09, 2010 23:54:31 (edited)
    Brad Pitt's beard was the worst.
    Katty
    +1
    both are gross but i could NOT stand brad's beard it was annoying
  • Queen B September 09, 2010 23:21:22
    Joaquin's beard was disgusting.
    Queen B
    +2
    All of these guys need to rethink the beards. They aren't flattering at all.
  • Modest but real. Yah heard me? September 09, 2010 23:11:50
    Brad Pitt's beard was the worst.
    Modest but real. Yah heard me?
    His facial hair makes him look like a young Lefty of Donnie Brasco!
  • CassieRosaVioletta September 09, 2010 23:10:06
    Brad Pitt's beard was the worst.
    CassieRosaVioletta
    +1
    Thank God he got rid of it...you can finally see his gorgeous face
  • ☠ Cheryl ☮ September 09, 2010 22:32:18
    Joaquin's beard was disgusting.
    ☠ Cheryl ☮
    +1
    I honestly didn't like most of them, Brad Pitt's came in a close "VERY BAD" second..the only one's that look half way decent are Val Kilmer's and Ben Affleck's.
  • Randomchick85023 September 09, 2010 22:14:26
    Brad Pitt's beard was the worst.
    Randomchick85023
    +1
    he was sooo hot :(

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