Divorce Barbie?
♥ツ♫Mira Adorkable♫ツ ♥
2010/01/22 03:21:16
Barbie
One day a father leaves work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He walks into Toys R Us and asks the sales woman, "how much is the Barbie in the display case?"
The sales woman says, "Which one sir? We have:
Keep Fit Barbie for £19.95
Shopping Barbie for £19.95
Beach Babe Barbie for £19.95
Disco Barbie for £19.95
Caribbean Barbie for £19.95; and
Divorced Barbie for £265.95"
The amazed father says: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others are only £19.95?"
The sales woman answers:
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Credit Card,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends."
One day a father leaves work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He walks into Toys R Us and asks the sales woman, "how much is the Barbie in the display case?"
The sales woman says, "Which one sir? We have:
Keep Fit Barbie for £19.95
Shopping Barbie for £19.95
Beach Babe Barbie for £19.95
Disco Barbie for £19.95
Caribbean Barbie for £19.95; and
Divorced Barbie for £265.95"
The amazed father says: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others are only £19.95?"
The sales woman answers:
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Credit Card,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends."
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- Juan Rodriguez 2012/09/13 03:50:16
What the heck i don't htink that I owuld buy something so expensive that wikll only last a whilereply - whitneyyy 2010/01/22 08:04:10haha thats aweosmeee (;reply
- YourKnifeMyBackMyGunYourHead 2010/01/22 04:37:06hahahahaha i love it!!!reply
- P@!&E <3 <3 <3 2010/01/22 03:59:08+1hahaha thats very good i like that onereply
- wandering mystery aka Relch... 2010/01/22 03:50:53lol very goodreply
- hihi 2010/01/22 03:28:32hahahaha that is awsome!!reply
