
Derek Jeter Hooks Up His Hook-Ups: Thoughtful or Tasteless?
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2011/12/14 14:00:00
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Yankees all-star Derek Jeter likes to keep his private life under wraps, but the shortstop's secret to scoring just got out. We're not talking about scoring at the game -- we're talking about scoring at home. According to a friend, Jeter has an interesting way of showing his one-night-stands that he cares. Well, not "cares," exactly... You know what we mean.
The friend told The New York Post, "Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball ... This summer, he ended up hooking up with a girl who he had hooked up with once before, but Jeter seemed to have forgotten about the first time and gave her the same identical parting gift, a gift basket with a signed Derek Jeter baseball."
Our first thought was this so-called friend is totally going to mess up Jeter's scheme. Now everyone knows his game plan! Our second thought was, Oh wait. He's Derek Jeter. He'll manage.

The friend told The New York Post, "Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball ... This summer, he ended up hooking up with a girl who he had hooked up with once before, but Jeter seemed to have forgotten about the first time and gave her the same identical parting gift, a gift basket with a signed Derek Jeter baseball."
Our first thought was this so-called friend is totally going to mess up Jeter's scheme. Now everyone knows his game plan! Our second thought was, Oh wait. He's Derek Jeter. He'll manage.

Top Opinion
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studiobrat BN-0 AFCL 2011/12/15 16:48:08Tasteless






















But when this is found out, with other girls who have the same thing happening to them, they feel USED and it looks CHEAP and MACHANICAL.
Jeter, what a skirt chaser.
Chancroid
Chlamydia
Granuloma inguinale
Gonorrhea
Syphilis
Candidiasis
Viral hepatitis
HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus)
HPV
Molluscum contagiosum
Crab louse
Take you pick and enjoy your pointless unemotional sex with a stranger with a nice side of STDs.
Oh wait...can toss,hit,and catch a ball,in Amurriker that practically makes you a god.My bad.