Dear God: What Would You Ask The Almighty If You Could...

by Ugh! Posted 2012/06/10 13:35:33

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JaknHarely 2012/06/12 02:17:08

Hmmm...

For the secrets of the universe duh.

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DracoMalfoy<3 <3 <3 <3 2012/06/11 18:49:15

This...

when are you coming????

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NoHandlebarsAttached 2012/06/11 04:02:02

This...

If you're the perfect creator, how are you disappointed with your creations?
If you created the universe from nothing, why did you need a rib to make Eve?
etc.

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DFA 2012/06/11 03:59:07

This...

Prove that you are real.

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Nam Era Vet #1 DNA TLC 2012/06/11 03:30:57

This...

Can I come home to you?

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Rocko 2012/06/11 03:30:05

Hmmm...

if we are your children how is it were allowed to run amuck and ruin ourselves ?

isnt that bad parenting ?

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opinionguy 2012/06/11 00:56:25

This...

How can I solve my dark deepest problem to go to heaven

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Myopinionmatters 2012/06/11 00:24:13

This...

Stop pretending you exist.

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riptide115 to Myopini... 2012/06/11 04:59:56

Shut up cuz sum people believe in God like me.

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Myopini... to riptide115 2012/06/11 07:19:22

And thats why there is freedom of religion and freedom of speech, to protect the right to have different opinions.

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beach bum 2012/06/10 23:46:52

This...

how past relatives who died are doing

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starguide 2012/06/10 23:04:29

This...

world peace

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moleman 2012/06/10 22:24:44

This...

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please make my penis smaller. it's just too damm big

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Jammer 2012/06/10 20:52:29

This...

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When will you end this system of things? I am sick of all the bull crap.

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Fighting4U 2012/06/10 19:40:01

This...

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Thankyou for giving us your son, to cleanse us of our sins.

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Raphy 2012/06/10 19:15:44

Hmmm...

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Nothing really. Well.....maybe will he create other lifeforms out in this vast universe he has created.

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Sodahead Founders are Fascists 2012/06/10 19:07:21

This...

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"Are the abrahamic "holy" texts accurate in their description of you being a genocidal, homophobic, misogynistic, venguful, wrathful, megalomaniacal control freak who is the one entity most deserving of the Hell you created yourself?"

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thє вluє wαndєrєr 2012/06/10 18:42:58 (edited)
Hippygirl 2012/06/10 18:23:38

This...

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If I believed he was real I would ask why he allows so much suffering when he has the power to stop it. That is if your talking about the Christian god.

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Night 2012/06/10 18:07:23

This...

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Why?

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Kitty 2012/06/10 18:05:23

Hmmm...

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'I'm not certain god doesn't exist'
so I'd say:
'why didn't you make it 'obvious' you actually existed?'

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Amy ♥ HELL HATH NO FURY ♥ 2012/06/10 17:40:49

Hmmm...

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I ask God things everyday... If I actually got to speak .. like over coffee at the mt of olives, i would probably just humbly thank him again for life I have been blessed with. Though not perfect by ne means, the trials and tribulations of my life have made me a better person and i have been fortunate enough to have wonderful people to help me along the way....for that I am eternally grateful

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thє вlu... to Amy ♥ ... 2012/06/10 18:47:36
Amy ♥ ... to thє вlu... 2012/06/10 19:01:54

+1
I've got it under control, thanks

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thє вlu... to Amy ♥ ... 2012/06/10 19:21:41
JaknHarely to Amy ♥ ... 2012/06/12 02:10:57

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with people like that it won't be long before their medicating anyone who prays. :(

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Amy ♥ ... to JaknHarely 2012/06/12 02:21:49

+1
praying IS my medication =)

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JaknHarely to Amy ♥ ... 2012/06/12 02:25:11

+1
I like it!

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Amy ♥ ... to JaknHarely 2012/06/12 02:30:58

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thє вlu... to JaknHarely 2012/06/13 02:48:18
Kibbles 2012/06/10 17:40:47

This...

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Why the hell are you wasting your time on answering one of my ridiculous questions. I'd be really glad if you told everyone instead that their bible can be changed to fit the ideals of the person recording it. Then maybe we'd have less hate spewing idiots being terrible in your name.

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elijahin24 2012/06/10 17:36:07

This...

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Could I see some proof that you are who you say you are?

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⚜3rd Street Boss⚜ 2012/06/10 17:27:35

This...

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"I wish my true love was sitting next to me" <3

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King Anti-Christ 666 2012/06/10 17:05:47

This...

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i would spit on his face !!!!

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Heavy 2012/06/10 16:51:49

This...

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GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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luke 2012/06/10 16:43:58 (edited)

This...

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Deities/god aren't real, so I'd only be talking to myself.

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classic 2012/06/10 16:24:34

Hmmm...

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If you Exist Prove it... Then we can go from there....

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Balladeer-PWCM-POTL 2012/06/10 16:18:32

This...

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all God has to do is finish this sentence with a REAL answer ('because' is NOT a real answer.

"Balladeer, you got a raw deal out of life; and weird cr#p has happened to you..BUT there's a gosh darn good reason for all of it and that reason is..."

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Of Thee I Sing... 2012/06/10 16:14:26

This...

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Will you please forgive me for all that I've done wrong......

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thє вlu... to Of Thee... 2012/06/10 18:54:03