My legs are too damaged to dance, but for some reason the snakes seem to love climbing on me. I was talking to someone at a small party and the host's South African python popped out of my collar and freaked them out. He climbed on top of my head. Maybe it's because I'm so tall they can see everything around them.
Like the one where the snake bit the girl on the boob and later died of silicone poisoning and the girl got off with a bite that could be patched with a glue gun.
I can say with some honesty that there is not too much in this world that scares me-but again, with honesty-snakes, in general, are one of the things that do....
No, thank you.