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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
duthchess November 07, 2009 14:34:57
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Norris. We were out in the wilderness teaching black ops personnel how to survive when this huge 16 foot grizzly bear started out for us with hunger in it's eyes, well Norris knew exactly what to do, he threw back his shoulders, and stuck out his chest so forcefully, it streached out his shirt so tight the button snapped off and shot at the bear with the speed of a saberdog jet, and well the button went right threw the bears brain, dropping the bear right now!!
So as Norris is prone to do, he used that opportunity to show us students how to make a bear skin rugg, and how to cook Russian Bear Borsch, thank god I just happened to have a bottle of Vodka in my backpack, as that is the main ingredient in the Borsch recipe.
yes, I still have that bear claw hanging around my neck in remembrance of that eventful day.
Or was that a dream i had? LOL!!!!!