Lemon Picker
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; "have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Plymouths, and I voted for Obama.”
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- 2010/03/27 19:11:44
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SLIDESHOW: The Lost man from Chicago
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A loser get lost in Mexico
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Obama has a lot of pull with Customs at the Mexican border, as this story illustrates.
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," says the agent.
"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and George Bush on the other."
"This I've gotta see," replies the agent.
With that, the guy drops his pants and shows the agent.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago."
"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?"
The agent replies, "I recognized Barack Obama in the middle."
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- olylift 2010/05/16 23:45:22
Hhahahaha good stuff!reply - AGAINST OBAMA-MARY 2010/05/11 20:37:25
reply - Cathy 2010/05/06 19:52:19This is very funny, ha, ha, ha!!reply
- keeper 2010/05/06 15:51:15+1LOLreply
- Quazimoto 2010/05/06 13:28:00This could apply to either Barry or his weasel speaker Gibbs.reply
- Revolutionary Girl 2010/05/06 06:14:35Funny!!!reply
- texasred 2010/05/06 06:13:39I don't have a good one.... but I liked this one!! A lot!!reply
- Special K 2010/05/06 02:57:55+1lolreply
- winterhawk56 2010/05/06 00:39:41
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- texasred winterh... 2010/05/06 06:14:37Love it!!!reply
- ELSD 2010/05/05 21:57:43LOLOLOLOLreply
- ELSD 2010/05/05 21:53:41that is a riot!reply
- wow-really 2010/05/05 18:09:33
reply - David 2010/05/05 14:11:40That made me chortle heartily.reply
- ♥ Lady Darkness ♥ 2010/05/05 03:43:42LOL an oldie but goodie. Makes me smile every time.reply
- judy ann 2010/05/05 02:38:45
good one lolreply - MARCY 2010/05/05 02:25:37HA,HA!!!!!
reply - Cat 2010/05/05 01:45:16+1worth a good laugh.......reply
- Babel Fish 2010/05/05 01:04:04+1Now that's funny.reply
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