Check out this link and post what it says in the comments... :) Let's see exactly what "death predictor" says...

by JadedTLC Posted 2007/09/14 01:37:21

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The link is: http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

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. 2007/09/14 04:24:59

My answer is ...

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83 i will die from wounds by a blender while making a marguerita..
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Gonzo 2009/03/28 13:26:37

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Gonzo: At age 75 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

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Doobie 2008/06/16 21:01:56

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HAHA: MONKEY WILL BEAT ME TO DEATH AT AGE 57 WITH FISTCUFFS..

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JadedTLC to Doobie 2008/06/22 18:59:49

Love the picture :)

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fuzzy Ken "In G-d We Trust" 2008/03/28 15:28:00

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At age 99 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
(I'm still laughing)

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JadedTLC to fuzzy K... 2008/03/29 17:29:42

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that's hillarious

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EyesofSilver 2008/03/28 03:19:55

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At age 98 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months
of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not
wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

(actually doesn't sound so bad :)

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JadedTLC to EyesofS... 2008/03/29 17:30:14

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That's the nicest one yet!

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nltsierra 2008/03/27 17:26:57

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nltsierra: At age 86 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill. - No sure I could "Wizz" that far =) lol

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pitbullmomma raccoonsista! 2008/03/21 15:24:33

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pitbullmomma: At age 87 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

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JadedTLC to pitbull... 2008/03/27 06:35:13

Oh my.. so not right...ack!

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pitbull... to JadedTLC 2008/03/27 16:44:19

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I know, that's so messed up!

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nltsierra to pitbull... 2008/03/27 17:35:26

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OOO that sounds horrible! Just avoid all water when you turn 87 lol !!!!

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pitbull... to nltsierra 2008/03/28 16:24:16

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and pacifiers!

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nltsierra to pitbull... 2008/03/28 16:24:45

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Yeah scary combo LOL

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pitbull... to nltsierra 2008/03/28 16:26:45

+1
for sure

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Scott's sodahead 2008/03/21 13:28:54

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Sara Tillson: At age 77 you will choke on a piece of steak

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JadedTLC to Scott's... 2008/03/27 06:35:31

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wow.

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Scott's... to JadedTLC 2008/03/27 14:30:12

hahahaha

glad u liked ..

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nltsierra to Scott's... 2008/03/27 17:35:57

AHHH no steak that year!!

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The Product of Insane Divinity 2007/11/19 13:21:15

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At age 34 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

I am not a public speaker. >.< Does this mean that if I run my mouth alot someone will kill me?

And it looks like I'm going to die young. Damn it.

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>+Astrid+< 2007/10/07 01:49:02

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Astrid: At age 35 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

(mmm... .....)

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CQ 2007/09/17 13:22:31 (edited)

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-CQ: At age 95 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

LOL,
um...I'm under the influence of Robitussin DM RIGHT NOW! And as for 95,
the fifth floor, etc. I don't care, as long as I am still doing
research in my 5th floor laboratory!

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Sajama 2007/09/15 03:57:12
Teedee 2007/09/15 03:49:37

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At age 91 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico .. this sucks lol.

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JadedTLC to Teedee 2007/09/15 18:23:38

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Fight the power

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Judith 2007/09/14 19:58:01

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At age 57 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes. - which is weird because I'm making plans to move to Arizona!

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JadedTLC to Judith 2007/09/15 18:24:07

very interesting

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Jamesy818 [Raccoon VP] 2007/09/14 19:54:39

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James: At age 67 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

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Magzilla 2007/09/14 18:12:50

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maggie: At age 39 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

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JadedTLC to Magzilla 2007/09/14 18:38:48

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You too? How come I get stuck doing it until I'm 82??

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Magzilla to JadedTLC 2007/09/14 18:48:07

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Because you are a skilled fighting machine who can survive anything! I am one of the wanna be warriors, that is why I die young.

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Bunny G... to JadedTLC 2007/09/15 03:14:34

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jadedtlc Remember only the good die young. JK! LMBO

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Teedee to JadedTLC 2007/09/15 03:53:35

Dang it..I'm stuck doing it till I'm 91...no fair...trade with me...it's YOUR poll after all lol.

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Dormant 2007/09/14 09:47:48

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At age 55 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

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JadedTLC to Dormant 2007/09/14 18:39:24

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That's pretty funny... But my question is this.. What kind of lap dogs.. So you can be prepared...

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Dormant to JadedTLC 2007/09/15 11:26:34

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The ones that Paris has, that's Hot!

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Bunny Gurl ♥ 2007/09/14 05:35:41 (edited)

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At age 83 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.

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. 2007/09/14 04:24:59

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83 i will die from wounds by a blender while making a marguerita..

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Magzilla to . 2007/09/14 18:48:46

Awesome LOL

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fuzzy K... to . 2008/03/28 15:33:02

...but the margueritas will make it a painless death. :)

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