- 2010/01/20 06:04:25
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"...if you're not bleeding, vomiting, or on fire, chill out and stop crying."
"There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub."
"Yes, I'm pissed off and most people irritate me. But if people weren't so ignorant, self-absorbed, and down right stupid, I wouldn't be so Bitchy all the time."
"If a bunch of guys are calling me a Bitch, I know I must be hitting a nerve, if they start calling me a Heartless Bitch, I know I've got them running scared, but the best part is when they call me a Cold, Heartless Bitch (my brother's personal favorite), because they know I am someone they will never be able to subjugate."
"Being a Heartless Bitch isn't about stepping on other people, or reality TV-style sabotage antics. Its about working hard for what you want, and knowing when to stand up for what you deserve. Its not about demoralizing others; its about self-empowerment. Its not about being arrogant; its about displaying your confidence and intellect as a badge of pride. Its not asserting any inherent superiority or self-entitlement, but recognizing your own self-worth and value."
"You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one."
"Just because I don't want to fuck you anymore doesn't make me a lesbian. It just makes you an asshole."
"The sexiest parts of my body? My brain, my spine, and my guts."
"I cannot take any more; I'm so glad that I'll never fit in; That will never be me; Outcasts and girls with ambition; That's what I wanna see"
"Sometimes you have to learn how to open your mouth for more than just giving head."
"OH MY GOD! Pot Smoking!? You know what that leads to?! MUNCHIES! And you know what THAT means: TRANS-FAT. God knows, you don't want your kids getting into THAT."(PS the woman who said this quote was being sarcastic for those of you not smart enoguh to catch it ;D)
"I was thought to be 'stuck up.' I wasn't. I was just sure of myself. This is and always has been an unforgivable quality to the unsure."
- Tomorrow, I leave and you wont hear from me until December most likely.
- I leave August 3rd O__________O
- Weird name thing.
- haha me and 2 friends doing a survey
- my attempt at still life ._.
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