Another rave review of Twilight?

by TexicanRGV - Noblesse Oblige Posted 2009/11/21 03:37:42

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	Good stuff?	1 vote	9%
	Bad stuff?	1 vote	9%
	Who gives a ...?	6 votes	55%
	None of the above	3 votes	27%

This is the first of my favorite reviews of the new Twilight movie.

The next is:

Trailer Review: The Twilight Saga:
New Moon: Teen Wolf IV: An American Werewolf in America

http://www.sodahead.com/question/create/?url=http://rogereber...

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Vault Dweller 101 ~In Flame... 2009/11/21 03:40:39 (edited)

Good stuff?

+4
nope
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Brian Kemp (oYo) 2009/11/23 18:52:18

Bad stuff?

+1
There's a ringing endorsement if I've ever read one.

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Saunders (Philo is my daddy) 2009/11/21 17:42:50

Who gives a ...?

+1
Twilight sucks.

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chiglet - Daedric Sigil Mag... 2009/11/21 17:20:40

Who gives a ...?

I never give more than an ounce of weight to reviewers who are paid to wtch movies. :) I always seem to get more realistic and honest reviews form those who have to pay they way in.

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Texican... to chiglet... 2009/11/21 19:38:19

+1
That's why I like the BBSpot trailer review. He doesn't review movies, just the trailers.

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chiglet... to Texican... 2009/11/22 01:34:52

Hmm Never heard of that review before. Will have to try and check it out

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mk, Smartass Oracle 2009/11/21 06:48:58

Who gives a ...?

+2
I didn't know Roger Ebert was still alive

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Texican... to mk, Sma... 2009/11/21 19:40:19

+1
Definitely still alive. Can't speak due to throat cancer. That's why the TV show went away. But he is very much still at it.

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mk, Sma... to Texican... 2009/11/22 06:17:07

+1
He looks like he's in bad shape. I know his past critic partner died several years ago. Gene Siskel.

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Lady Jules ♥♥ in Lestat I t... 2009/11/21 05:45:23 (edited)

None of the above

+1
I love this part

"Yes, Edward (Robert Pattinson) is back in school, repeating the 12th grade for the 84th time. Bella sees him in the school parking lot, walking toward her in slow-motion, wearing one of those Edwardian Beatles jackets with a velvet collar, pregnant with his beauty. How white his skin, how red his lips. The decay of middle age may transform him into the Joker."

Ebert is not a fan....thank God

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Dirty(oYo) 2009/11/21 04:25:42

None of the above

+1
Went to see New Moon tonight. I like the first one better. This one had some dead spots in it. The first time Jacob took off his shirt in front of Bella, freaking 20 or so teenage girls went off like a bunch of sailors who'd been out at sea for the last 6 months. It was funny.

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runningintriangles 2009/11/21 03:51:33

None of the above

+2
" The characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to moan. Never have teenagers been in greater need of a jump-start. Granted some of them are more than 100 years old, but still: their charisma is by Madame Tussaud."

That review made me smile, haha.

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Vic~*PHAET*~ 2009/11/21 03:47:17

Who gives a ...?

+2
Personally, I don't care for the mass hysteria surrounding it. The fans, most of the time, are unbearable, and I just don't care for Meyer's writing. I think she's terrible.
I can tolerate sane, civil fans, mild interest, etc. and anyone that can respect my opinion about the novels.

I, frankly, can't stand it.

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Poet003 to Vic~*PH... 2009/11/22 05:24:01

+2
People in twilight or those who wrote it.Please invest some of your money in case the rest of
your career is awful.

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Vic~*PH... to Poet003 2009/11/22 18:57:07

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Haha, it took me a moment to realize what you were talking about, then I started to chuckle.

I'd honestly feel bad for a few of them if that's what happened to them and they were Edward Cullen or Jacob Black forever.

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Poet003 to Vic~*PH... 2009/11/22 20:58:25

+2
Hollywood suicides arent cool.The guys in Twilight are too young for me to drool over
and I did'nt like how Twilight was written.

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Vic~*PH... to Poet003 2009/11/22 21:01:57

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I think a lot of the guys aren't that good looking, and I'm sixteen, the only time I ever found any of them mildly attractive was when Robert Pattinson played Cedric Diggory in the Harry Potter films. The rest just don't appeal to me.

I hated how Twilight was written, Stephenie Meyer needs writing classes desperately and a few inventive ideas of her own. The way she writes annoys me so much. I've taken to rewriting the first book in my blog section to be honest because I hate it. I've heard from some fans that my version is better than the real Twilight, which is saying something.

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Poet003 to Vic~*PH... 2009/11/22 21:12:42

+2
I'll have to check it out. I wrote a vampire farce myself titled Unexpected Guest
in blog form on sodahead.The proffesional feedback Ive gotten on it was that
the ideas are good but its simply not long enough to be a short story.

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Vic~*PH... to Poet003 2009/11/22 21:48:05

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Ah, you could always send it to a magazine for publication or lengthen it a little. I'll take a look at yours as well. I've one real peice of my original vampire work on here, it's a rough prologue I just finished up a few days ago.

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Vault Dweller 101 ~In Flame... 2009/11/21 03:40:39 (edited)

Good stuff?

+4
nope

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TexicanRGV - Noblesse Oblige 2009/11/21 03:38:47

Who gives a ...?

+2
Personal opinion!

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