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Mikel_mad2002 2011/11/22 12:34:25
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In 1945 Adolf Hitler dies and goes to hell. When he gets there, Satan asks him "Why are you in hell? Hitler answers "I ordere"d the deaths of millions of people and started a war which killed millions more. Satan says, "Very good, sit on the right side of my throne."

In 1953 Josef Stalin dies and goes to hell. Satan asks him, "Why are you in hell? Stalin answers, "I killed millions of people just to stay in power." Satan says, "Very good, sit on the left side of my throne."

In 2010 Ronnie James Dio dies and goes to hell. When he gets there, Satan asks him, "Why are you in hell?" Dio replies, "Shut up bitch and get off my throne!"
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  • Ozymandias 2012/03/11 20:03:59
    Ronnie James Dio rules!
    Ozymandias
    +1
    Got a chuckle out of me, but wouldn't go so far as to say its funny. :P
  • Punk Rocker 2011/12/15 00:12:44
    Funny
    Punk Rocker
    +1
    that is one awesome joke dude
  • Mikel_m... Punk Ro... 2011/12/15 23:07:23
    Mikel_mad2002
    +1
    Thanks Punk Rocker :o)
  • Punk Ro... Mikel_m... 2011/12/30 02:37:09
    Punk Rocker
    +1
    your welcome Mikel_mad2002
  • Zamboni - Madoka Magica fan... 2011/12/04 03:06:17
    Ronnie James Dio rules!
    Zamboni - Madoka Magica fan BN0
    And may he rest. He rules everywhere.
  • Ego Death 2011/12/03 21:39:33
    Ronnie James Dio rules!
    Ego Death
    He rules there now, Satan is his bitch,
  • joe mauro 2011/11/23 03:44:47
    Funny
    joe mauro
    lmao
  • Rocker6240 2011/11/22 18:35:01 (edited)
    Ronnie James Dio rules!
    Rocker6240
    Cute joke ,but actually a few years before his passing ,Dio became a christian. Actually did a session with Kerry Livgren of Kansas. "To live for the King" was the name of the song they recorded.I'm just sayin' .Don't want to get in any religious discussion.
  • Loop 2011/11/22 14:59:16
    Ronnie James Dio rules!
    Loop
    +1
    I think that joke was originally told with asking alexandria telling satan to get off their throne, but ronnie james dio is a legend :D
  • britbiker 2011/11/22 14:54:24
    Ronnie James Dio rules!
    britbiker
    Cute

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