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RUBBER GLOVES

2009-10-28T02:18:39Z

+8 raves

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he puts on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replied. 'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.' She didn't crack a smile. 'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought... But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. 'What's so funny?' he asked. 'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!' (Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)

BIG THANK YOU TO ALL

2009-09-08T12:47:28Z

deathblooms

+19 raves

Just wanted to send a big Thank You out to every one that sent me well wishes and prayers, either through the get well question, the prayer blog, comments, emails, you guys are the best, I logged on this morning to the most amazing amount of comments from everyone it put the biggest smile on my face. I am feeling a lot better I just got home from the hospital late yesterday afternoon, not 100% but getting there. Thank You again to all my SH Friends

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO MY SH MOM'S, (DAD'S TO)

2009-05-08T13:29:31Z

deathblooms

+3 raves

Hope you all have a wonderful Mothers Day and those Dad's that are Mom's also, I know one myself he has the role of both mom and dad.

HAPPY EASTER SH PEEPS

2009-04-10T19:22:55Z

deathblooms

+5 raves

Easier to do it this way... :o) Hope everyone has a great holiday weekend don't get to wasted, and eat to much candy cause that don't look good in the porcelaine bowl.