CyniqueCharme~In My Bitches I Trust
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- Female
- United States
Bored
- 16
- Sagittarius
- Expressing Myself
- College (Current)
- Agnostic
- Love kids, but not for me
- Moderate
- White/Caucasian
- Average
- 5 feet 5 inches
About Me
My name is Brittany, I'm 16.
I am snarky, cynical, analytical, sarcastic, and rely on logic. If you don't like it, you don't have to listen. If you think you can appreciate it, then that's just fantastic.
I am snarky, cynical, analytical, sarcastic, and rely on logic. If you don't like it, you don't have to listen. If you think you can appreciate it, then that's just fantastic.
James M. Henslin
Sociology, Psychology, Human Rights, Ethnic Studies, Travel, Culture, and Foreign Food.
Imogen Heap, Muse, Placebo, Snow Patrol and Citizen's Cope.
Reality Television and Talk Shows. Except Survivor, The View, and Oprah.
Marley and Me, Sweeney Todd, The Secret Window, and I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry
The Book Thief.
"What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing." - Oscar Wilde
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+20 raves Congratulations! To celebrate this occasion, I have a present for you!! Close your eyess~ And O... Congratulations! To celebrate this occasion, I have a present for you!!
Close your eyess~ And Open them on 3!
Ready?
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Open your eyes! TA-DA!
I got you Peter Pancreas! (more) -
+3 raves Yep. I do have those friends. I like to pretend that I'm doing something totally awesome when t... Yep. I do have those friends.
I like to pretend that I'm doing something totally awesome when they call, and the purposely not invite them to join me. (more) -
+8 raves I was distracted by your arm hair. It looks like peach fuzz.
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+16 raves I'll kick both of ya'lls asses. Watch out, I'm a blackbelt in Boobie Kung-Foo! Boobie Chop! Huww... I'll kick both of ya'lls asses. Watch out, I'm a blackbelt in Boobie Kung-Foo!
Boobie Chop! Huwwaah!!
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+3 raves Don't drop the soap. Oh wait, that's not right... What the devil do you say to someone going to... Don't drop the soap.
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+5 raves I holed myself up in my house, turned off all the lights, and pretended not to hear the doorbell.... I holed myself up in my house, turned off all the lights, and pretended not to hear the doorbell.
I am not a fan of Halloween. (more) -
+4 raves Does anyone care what Dick Cheney thinks?
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+6 raves This... is awful. This translator turned this: "I find your immaturity to be overwhelming, and I... This... is awful. This translator turned this:
"I find your immaturity to be overwhelming, and I don't much care for it. You and your troll friends are nothing but selfish brats who can't spell worth your lives. Goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow."
Into this:
" FIND UR IMATURITY 2 B OVARWH3LMNG AND I DONT MUCH R FOR IT!!!!1 OMG WTF U AND UR TROL FREINDS R NOTHNG BUT SALFISH BRATS WHO CANT SP3L WORTH UR LIEVS!1!1! OMG WTF LOL GODNIGHT AND HAEV A PLEASANT 2MOROW!!111 OMG WTF'
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+8 raves Of course she wins. Actually, its unfair to put anyone up against her in anything. Its just setti... Of course she wins. Actually, its unfair to put anyone up against her in anything. Its just setting her opponents up for disappointment.
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Taylor Lautner's Shirtless Pics: A Hollywood Double ... Taylor Lautner's Shirtless Pics: A Hollywood Double Standard? (more)
+9 raves The Truth of The Matter: Miley sucks, and we look for any reason to make her look like a skank. ... The Truth of The Matter:
Miley sucks, and we look for any reason to make her look like a skank.
Oh, and she dances around a pole in inappropriate places.
[This Truth Has Been Brought to You by CyniqueCharme. We Hope You Enjoyed It.] (more)
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Jason~Art...
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talk about twilight and how girls are interested in.well,surveys say that more guys than girls are interested in the twilight saga.it is also interesting to note that,though they may not say it,many people love twilight.i see that you dont like it,but pleasse dont diss others who do like it.
Raindropk...
No cookies for you until I get my Twilight Rants!!!
Lol j/k ^-^
Do you have a facebook?
LOTR_HP~G...
I hate when the husbands nag! It's like.. Shut the f*ck up and go get me my dinner! I often leave them men with the kids while I travel. Everything is great here.
LOTR_HP~G...
Hiya! I havent spoken to you in ten years! :O
Hows the husband(s) and kids?
Raindropk...
LOTR_HP~G...
ScottEKCoupe
I don't know, I did not get any warnings, I just tried to log in around 7pm and it said my account was deactivated
Rafe \m/
Thanks for accepting! :)
Veronica~...
HORNSFAN#1
you must be super smart to be in college at only 16......congrats
Mariposa
no problem :D
Goodnight! i am going to log off now
talk to you later!
Mariposa
no problem! they were awesome :D
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I can take the hit, remembering all the pointers you gave me is the hard part :P
I think I'm going to try it in my next class, my friends are in there, and they are completely ridiculously stupid, no offence to them. It would work if I can remember the eyebrows oO.
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Hmm I never thought about all that, I guess when it comes down to it, I can't be all that arrogant or such. Maybe I should try it ... I'll tell you how it goes.
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Well I like it. Strange. I usually hate arrogant people, but there's something intriguing about Cynique.
Ohh teach me how to do that!!! I want to learn how!
haha I've done the last part before .. it was really cool and fun.
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Pfft, arrogance? Well, are you arrogant Charme? I would enjoy that too if I knew how to make myself look like that lol
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yeah, that's why this psycho admires you so much!
I've heard of Portland lol
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Nothing changed, I mean at first it seemed like you were a know-it-all, in the good way, but then I realized you're just cunning and .. spunky. :P I like it. I don't think I can say what I meant .. I can't put it into words as how I view you.
Ohh never heard of those places.
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Actually, that's pretty damn cool! ^-^
You must be really smart, no wonder I thought you knew everything at some point a while ago.
What college are you going to?