I don't really know what to say about me. I'm a fun loving guy from Phoenix, AZ. I have very few real friends who know who I truly am, and I love them all. Everyone else is just an acquaintance, and they see a very fake me. I have just recently learned to love myself for who I am, and I'm building that foundation as best I can. My real friends are helping me.

Wanna know anything else? Just ask! I'm pretty open to questions.
I am fascinated with Superman. I'm not gonna say I love Superman because love is more than just a mere fascination, but I am extremely fascinated with Superman. The concept of a super man just always reminds me that I can always be stronger, faster, kinder and just a generally better person. I always strive to be a better person. Superman is kind of like a modern Jesus figure for me.

I'd like to meet any famous actor so I can ask them how to make it as one, because that's my big dream. So, that would be Tom Hanks and Jim Carrey and Anthony Hopkins and Brad Pitt and people like that who I admire.

See my interests.

I love going to theaters and seeing shows especially because I live in a big city. I love going to movies and plays. I love sports, and I will go to any game at any time. I love to play softball and play park football. I love to drive around at night and look at the city lights. I love listening to music and watching comedy. I love many things, but I love them even more with my friends.

Green Day, Linkin Park, Audioslave, Shinedown, Matchbox Twenty, Jet, Disturbed, Rob Thomas, Dave Matthews Band, Phil Collins, Goo Goo Dolls, Maroon 5, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Offspring, Guns N Roses, The Killers, Stone Temple Pilots, Toby Mac, Bob Marley, Fallout Boy, Chicago, Evanescence, ACDC, Panic! At The Disco, The Ramones, ZZ Top, Outkast, Black Eyed Peas, Enya, Aerosmith, Beatie Boys, Blink 182, Bon Jovi, Bone Thugs and Harmony, Busta Rymes, Charlie Daniels Band, Creed, CCR, Crossfade, Eminem, Eric Clapton, Everclear, Frank Sinatra, Godsmack, Hootie and the Blowfish, Jack Johnson, Jay Z, Jonny Cash, Kid Rock, Limp Bizkit, Ludarcis, Meatloaf, Megadeth.

Arrested Development, Family Guy, Home Improvement, Smallville, King of Queens, The Simpsons, Yes Dear, The Drew Carrey Show, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, The Office.

Harry Potter 1-5, The Producers, In and Out, The Breakfast Club, Hide and Seek, The Wizard of Oz, Six String Samurai, You've Got Mail, Se7en, Dumb and Dumber, Pulp Fiction, The Passion of the Christ, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Meet Joe Black, Duplex, Love Actually, Napoleon Dynamite, Forrest Gump, Braveheart, The Life of Brian, The Meaning of Life, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Finding Nemo, Snatch, The Transporter, The Original Star Wars Trilogy, Troy, King Arthur, Empire Records, Gothika, Office Space, Moulin Rouge, Monsters Inc, Alice in Wonderland, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Crash, Taladega Nights, Nacho Libre, Tommy Boy, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, Dead Poets Society, Finding Forrester, Singing in the Rain, Jurassic Park trilogy, Mary Poppins

Too many to name...i'll come back to this when I have more time.

"Life does not stop...it just follows you around like a cologne. If it's strong enough, people always know where you've been." -Me (Inspired by Sara Firm)

John I. Baker III: Yeah, that would bite the big tiddlywink.

"I live my life in blissful ingnorance of the world around me." -Ben Ketcherside.

Sara Firm: Ahh! Box!

Zeb: And, now, a message from God-- Euthenasia saved my life!

Sasha: Most scripture is good. Some of it just looks better on t-shirts.

Me: Dancehall is a mixture of rap and what other genre? Jazz!
Rhodie: Jazz? Come on Chad! It's reggae. Who would pick jazz?
Me: Yeah! Jazz! Haven't you ever heard of Kenny G-Unit?

Janette Sigle (to me in reference to Corrado crying on her shoulder in costume): Sweetheart, you're getting foundation on mommy's dress.

Me: It was like Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants...only with three separate jackets, and I'M the fat guy!

Emily: Are there really roadrunners in Arizona?
Chad: Yeah! They're the state bird! (They're not really the state bird...I'm just dumb)
Emily: Are they really blue?
Chad: Well, sorta. They're either red or brown.
Emily: What do you mean "sorta"? Chad...neither of those colors are blue!

Mom: We'll love you son. Gay, straight, red, green, if you a rob a store, if you KILL someone!.
Dad: If you get drunk, climb a clock tower and take out the town.
Mom: As long as you get married. I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some placecards before I die...it's like heroin.

Dad: Are you alright, son?
Howard: I'm fine, dad. It's just that the dry cleaners left a shine on my trousers, my right lapel is slightly bent, and they used too much starch in my shirt. I mean, where are we: the Ukraine? How am I supposed to get married if I look like a hobo?

Zach Engstrom: I trusted you! I trusted you and you poked me in the friggen eye!

Ron: Blimey, dad! How far up are we?
Lucious: Well put it this way. If it rains, you'll be the first to know.

Col. Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
Ms. White: Mine or other women's?
Mustard: Yours.
White: Five.
Mustard: Five?
White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex--soft, strong and disposable

Michael Scott: Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief. Since, apparently, it doesn't exist, I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Jim Halpert: Whoa, I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan.
Michael Scott: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael Scott: What?
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael Scott: That's a dog.
Pam Beesly: No, that's Afghan.
Michael Scott: That's a shawl.
Dwight Schrute: Wait, canine AIDS?
Michael Scott: No, humans with AIDS.
Creed: Who has AIDS?
Jim Halpert: Guys, the Afghanistanannis.
Michael Scott: Okay, you know what? No, no. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.

Superman and my dad.