Worst excuse for being late to work?

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Kodabear March 26, 2008 01:26:37

Answered: 4. I woke up and thought I was temporarily deaf.
Lol...this was funny
Robertswifey March 21, 2008 21:18:03

Answered: Undecided
Those are hillarious! One of my former employees used to call in all the time with some random excuse each time, one time she called in (in tears) and said she couldn't come in because her parents had decided to get a divorce and she needed to be at home with her Mom to comfort her...but right when i was about to tell her how sorry I was, her parents walked in looking for her..they'd brought her dinner for her lunch break. It was pretty funny actually..
Duck March 21, 2008 21:11:08

Answered: None of the above
I had a really important job interview....
Jen**GPAC** March 20, 2008 22:20:52

Answered: 5. I just wasn't "feelin' it" this morning.
I forgot to open my eyes this morning.. uhmm sorry..
Anouser "In Flying Spaghett... March 18, 2008 02:47:24

Answered: None of the above
"I was sleeping with your wife."
biggkev March 10, 2008 17:19:23

Answered: 5. I just wasn't "feelin' it" this morning.
got written up for this one !
+4 / -1 raves
Backlashjack March 06, 2008 02:11:32

Answered: Undecided
I was drunk and called your wife and said you were with another woman. I spent most of the morning convinceing her that I was just kidding.
monkey_girl_for_God March 06, 2008 01:31:03

Answered: 2. My dog dialed 911, and the police wanted to question me about what "really" happened.
lol! There all pretty bad!! =]
RIC HARD March 06, 2008 01:24:11

Answered: None of the above
Had diarrhea on the way to work and had to return home to change clothes. If they don't believe you, spend the next hour in the restroom.
kcalle February 28, 2008 22:42:03 (edited)

Answered: 9. I was putting lotion on my face when my finger went up my nose causing a nose bleed.
haha... i would be like 'why... thanks for the information...':S one of my friends once came late to school because she had locked herself into the bathroom, since she thought she'd heard someone break into her house (ehm.. she had a dog then which usually would bark when anything bad would happen.. but apparently the dog just 'wasn't there' for that ..(?)) another time she was late because the dog had run away and she had to go chase after him....

she always seemed to have the best reasons for coming late to class...haha..
Emily MCRmy [FTDM!!!!] February 02, 2008 03:10:53

Answered: 1. Someone was following me, and I drove all around town trying to lose them.
It's a toss up between this one and the prostitute one that's like utterly amazing.
gina maria January 11, 2008 06:37:46

Answered: None of the above
I STOP TO DO A LITTLE SHOPPING, AND, TO PICK UP MY LUNCH.
mslsa2u September 23, 2007 20:31:55

Answered: None of the above
The dog peed on my work clothes and I had to wash them over. Duhh!!! Find something else to wear. Is that the only outfit that you own. That's what I told them. Or don't come back.
PBL September 19, 2007 19:30:20

Answered: 5. I just wasn't "feelin' it" this morning.
But the truth.
<--That guy September 18, 2007 19:06:59

Answered: 4. I woke up and thought I was temporarily deaf.
They're all pretty goofy responses, but this one seemed funniest to me.
-2 raves
Dwaine Aguilar September 14, 2007 08:38:47

Answered: 7. A raccoon stole my work shoe off my porch.
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-2 raves
Jaime Cook September 09, 2007 21:43:16

Answered: None of the above
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-2 raves
Britt Knight September 06, 2007 04:55:17

Answered: 9. I was putting lotion on my face when my finger went up my nose causing a nose bleed.
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lonewolf August 29, 2007 00:38:57

Answered: None of the above
i hit a car with 4 women in it. they said they would not call the cop's if i pleased them. after i was done i was just to tired to come in.
Piglet August 28, 2007 16:44:55

Answered: Undecided
I don't think I would use any of these! They're all really funny!
John August 27, 2007 18:56:10

Answered: 10. A prostitute climbed into my car at a stop light, and I was afraid my wife would see her and think I was messing around... so I got out of the car.
My favorite is the one about the girlfriend destroying the undergarments! How does that affect someone getting to work?!
+1 raves
SpecialKrazyK! August 23, 2007 14:34:26

Answered: Undecided
ah my dog ate my tire?
+1 raves
shiela33 to Special... August 23, 2007 14:36:19

moderated...
+1 raves
Special... to shiela33 August 23, 2007 14:38:53

too bad I don't have a dog...lol...
Rihanna August 22, 2007 05:21:52

Answered: None of the above
I didnt feel like coming in that early
LaChica (Daughter of the Ni... August 18, 2007 02:30:26

Answered: None of the above
Thats some funny stuff! Wonder if anybody has ever used it before?
roger August 17, 2007 09:15:16

Answered: Undecided
Here in Northern VA: The most abused and they get away with it is "traffic was terrible and there was a accident".
+1 raves
paramoreislove August 11, 2007 13:23:34

Answered: None of the above
my dog ate my briefcase lol
+1 raves
Valkyries "In God We Trust" July 30, 2007 16:06:54

Answered: Undecided
I choose all of the above, Funny Stuff
Pinky July 30, 2007 06:31:19

Answered: Undecided
my digital alarm didn't go off because there was a power shortage in the middle of the night. when i woke up, the time was flashing 12:00... yea...
reminder July 26, 2007 20:51:49

Answered: None of the above
I work at home, and when my husband asks me if I worked today. I just tell him know. I took a sick day or vacation day.
+2 raves
aj July 26, 2007 07:50:17

Answered: None of the above
i have pms..lol...and i thought someone was following me..:-))
+1 raves
shiela33 July 25, 2007 22:12:19

Answered: 9. I was putting lotion on my face when my finger went up my nose causing a nose bleed.
moderated...
-1 raves
JARVIS! July 25, 2007 20:03:11

Answered: None of the above
My penis got stuck in a gloryhole in the bathroom of a denver Denny's.
Adi July 25, 2007 19:07:20

Answered: None of the above
The truth....it always seems to work for me =)
debra July 25, 2007 18:47:38

Answered: Undecided
I have one for you..I was working at a mental hospital and a hearse was going into the gate ahead of me so I didn't enter thinking someone on my ward had died and I would have to prepare the body..this would have been my first..I was 23 at the time..any way I decided to drive around the country block and then go in after I thought they were done..ended up lost in the country for over an hour! How stupid...this really happened.
+5 raves
chilton~In God I Trust~~ July 25, 2007 18:42:21

Answered: . I super-glued my eye thinking it was contact solution.
Entirely possible! My best one to date was telling my boss I just didn't feel like putting up with his crap before a LOT of coffee(we picked at each other a lot) and it WORKED! He just laughed....
+2 raves
jackrorabbit July 25, 2007 17:42:16

Answered: None of the above
You mean I have to show up to work everyday?
+11 raves
Richard July 25, 2007 15:59:27

Answered: Undecided
A band of space bandidos chased me on the freeway and hijacked my car. After chasing after them on a motorcycle I commandeered from a stranger, I was able to fight them off one at a time with the mighty sword, Excalibur, and the gun that killed Hitler. It turns out the guy that owned the motorcycle was the person that Steven Spielberg based Indiana Jones on. After I reclaimed my vehicle, an asteroid hit Earth, (don't worry, the fire dept. took care of it, you probably won't even hear about it) tearing my clothes to shreds. Which is why I don't have any pants on.
John to Richard July 25, 2007 20:27:51

Now...is it work here or somewhere else?

I don't recall seeing you w/o your pants on..LoL

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+11 raves Richard July 25, 2007 15:59:27

Answered: Undecided

A band of space bandidos chased me on the freeway and hijacked my car. After chasing after them on a motorcycle I commandeered from a stranger, I was able to fight them off one at a time with the mighty sword, Excalibur, and the gun that killed Hitler. It turns out the guy that owned the motorcycle was the person that Steven Spielberg based Indiana Jones on. After I reclaimed my vehicle, an asteroid hit Earth, (don't worry, the fire dept. took care of it, you probably won't even hear about it) tearing my clothes to shreds. Which is why I don't have any pants on.

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	1. Someone was following me, and I drove all around town trying to lose them.
	2. My dog dialed 911, and the police wanted to question me about what "really" happened.
	3. My girlfriend got mad and destroyed all of my undergarments.
	4. I woke up and thought I was temporarily deaf.
	5. I just wasn't "feelin' it" this morning.
	6. I was up all night arguing with God.
	7. A raccoon stole my work shoe off my porch.
	. I super-glued my eye thinking it was contact solution.
	9. I was putting lotion on my face when my finger went up my nose causing a nose bleed.
	10. A prostitute climbed into my car at a stop light, and I was afraid my wife would see her and think I was messing around... so I got out of the car.
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	None of the above (Please leave a comment)