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Grand larceny sentencing By: Web Staff

http://news10now.com/cny-news-1013-content/top_stories/487004...

DELAWARE COUNTY, N.Y. -- A Delaware County man will spend six months in jail for cashing his dead mother's social security checks.

Roland Auslander, 70, cashed at least 18 months of checks after his mother died of natural causes. Police found her body in a freezer in Auslander's Cooks Falls home back in October 2008.

Auslander pleaded guilty to grand larceny and fraud back in July He still faces charges for unlawfully disposing of a body.
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  • +1 raves
    Camille November 08, 2009 21:08:07
    Camille
    Oh, Roland, Roland....didn't Mommy teach you any manners?
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    bdb November 08, 2009 02:43:17
    bdb
    That damned old bastard!
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    ~1seahawksfan~ November 08, 2009 02:05:49
    ~1seahawksfan~
    Sick!! Now that is greed!!!
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    ~KarMa~...aka Kartrac3r November 07, 2009 15:39:36
    ~KarMa~...aka Kartrac3r
    He is one sick puppy! I don't want to stereotype, but he looks like he's capable of making a momsicle...
  • +2 raves
    Leeaqua November 07, 2009 14:52:14
    Leeaqua
    What's truly scarey is that these types of individuals keep popping up all the time !
  • +3 raves
    chiglet - Daedric Sigil Mag... November 07, 2009 09:11:31
    chiglet - Daedric Sigil Mage, Smirotiel
    that is one freaky looking dude
  • +5 raves
    Pet Rock Whisperer November 07, 2009 07:00:37
    Pet Rock Whisperer
    The body in the freezer. That's a Detroit thang!
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    mk, Sma... Pet Roc... November 07, 2009 07:02:42
    mk, Smartass Oracle
    Click the link and see his picture
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    Pet Roc... mk, Sma... November 07, 2009 07:23:53 (edited)
    Pet Rock Whisperer
    There were a cpl of cases in the Detroit area. The first was some guy stuffed his wife in a basement freezer for a few yrs. His daughter eventually found the body in the locked freezer.
    The second case was not long after the news broke on the first case. There was a father and daughter in my Mom's neighborhood that had an idea. There was another daughter that was grossly obese and eating the other two out of house n home. So they bought the biggest freezer they could find and shot fatso in the head. But there was a problem. All it did was really piss her off, she kicked their asses and called police. They ended up going away for attempted murder 1.

    I tried to add a link but it isn't working right for some reason. If you google

    westland attempted freezer murder

    A newspaper article about it comes up in the top link.
  • +3 raves
    mk, Sma... Pet Roc... November 07, 2009 07:31:43
    mk, Smartass Oracle
    Oh man that story about the fat girl is hilarious
  • +2 raves
    Pet Roc... mk, Sma... November 07, 2009 07:34:10
    Pet Rock Whisperer
    google

    Westland attempted freezer murder

    for a news article about it. They shot her twice in the head.
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    mk, Sma... Pet Roc... November 07, 2009 07:37:29
    mk, Smartass Oracle
    Must be a stonehead
  • +2 raves
    Pet Roc... mk, Sma... November 07, 2009 07:40:58
    Pet Rock Whisperer
    2 shots point blank with a .32 cal

    Yeah, I guess so! lol
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    mk, Sma... Pet Roc... November 07, 2009 07:45:30
    mk, Smartass Oracle
    The didn't aim for any soft tissue. They should have put one in her eye.
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    Pet Roc... mk, Sma... November 07, 2009 07:53:00 (edited)
    Pet Rock Whisperer
    Well, I suppose it was a little unsettling pumpin two into her melon and it didn't do sh**!

    She was 360 lbs, there ain't nothing but soft tissue!
  • mk, Sma... Pet Roc... November 07, 2009 08:30:19
    mk, Smartass Oracle
    Yes I know, but there are weak points in the head like the eyes and temple, that even a .25 cal will do.
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    Pet Roc... mk, Sma... November 07, 2009 15:52:10 (edited)
    Pet Rock Whisperer
    Well yeah of course. I was being my typical, you know....smartass self!

    A favorite for mob hits is a .22 short. They're quiet and go in and rattle around in the skull causing damage, like a RWNJ pea brain. Well, except for the quiet part!
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    masaca Pet Roc... November 07, 2009 08:11:59
    masaca
    DANG!!!!! That story must;ve had people talikng for days.
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    Lady O~~ Schatzi~~ November 07, 2009 06:46:33
    Lady O~~ Schatzi~~
    Eww, what a creep!

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