German Sex Industry Suffers: Are German brothels being treated like amusement parks?

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German Sex Industry Suffers: Are German brothels being treated like amusement parks?

by La Saria Posted April 23, 2009 19:06:58

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This is it! The global economic crisis has affected every industry and profession in the world, even Germany's oldest profession: Prostitution. Germany is one of the fewest countries in the world when prostitution is legal, but now, the demand for sex services has fallen by a huge percentage of 50%. Some German Brothels offer rebates, specials, and discounts - check out some of their popular specials:

- Most German brothels now offer "day passes", have fun all day
- Senior citizens discounts
- Free shuttle bosses or taxi transportation
- 30% off specials
- Buy one get one free
- Berlin's Pussy Club offers 70-euro admission charge for unlimited food, drink and sex between 10am and 4pm.
- Prices start at 30 euros. ($40USD)

In Germany, there are over 400,000 professional prostitutes. Due to the economic crisis, these specials and more are being offered so prostitutes and brothels stay in business. Geez, these specials remind me of Six Flags amusement park. I've heard Six Flags is offering $60 "Season Passes" to visit all year long. I wouldn't be surprised if German brothels offer this special soon.

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+2 aherbert April 23, 2009 21:21:44

Answered: Yes. German Brothels are being treated like amusement parks.
60 bucks for a year pass at magic mountain/six flags.... I am so on their web site.....

PS: hey in these hard times everyone want a discount.
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Voyager May 13, 2009 06:29:09

Answered: Yes. German Brothels are being treated like amusement parks.
I don't quite know how to answer this one but would like to know what's wrong with society with this nonsense and gabage going on? Most men take up golf or tennis. All I can say is What Filth! The men should get one of those wind up things if they are that screwed up! How much money do the wives get to secure the budget? I've not been yet to Ger. but had hoped to see where Hitler did all of his Obama things.
tl2c04 April 30, 2009 21:00:07

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
There is no such thing as bad advertising. Weather you agree or not they are getting publicity which is what they wanted.
Pearl April 30, 2009 04:12:53 (edited)

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
Oh get yeah I can hear it now...

Father: "HONEY GET THE KIDS READY WE ARE GOING TO WHORELAND"

Kids 'YAY, I WANT TO RIDE THE BIG TITTY COASTER"
"WOW YOU SHOULD SEE THEIR TUNNEL OF LOVE!"

Mom: "HURRY KISS DON'T WANT TO BE LATE TO RIDE THE ORGASUM CHUTE RIDE"

Father:"FIRST PLACE I AM GOING ITS THE HOUSE ON MOUNTED HILL"
April April 30, 2009 01:08:29

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
It's their business...live and let live!
Brandi April 29, 2009 16:02:55

Answered: Yes. German Brothels are being treated like amusement parks.
I thought people could at least get a decent buck out of sleeping with someone else, but I guess I was wrong.

Damn economy, effecting hard working people.
carlton999 April 28, 2009 02:26:01

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
this gives new meaning to "sex sells but who's buying." sex is a business and the rest of the world needs recognize this fact.
Joey 2.0 April 25, 2009 21:01:57

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
Day passes ?
Sorry, have to go now ...
:P
jackolantyrn356 April 25, 2009 17:44:26

Answered: Yes. German Brothels are being treated like amusement parks.
The brothel, sex magazine shopes, etc. sits rather uncomfortably in the Germen business landscape. The German mind can see the existance of the sex business, but cannot see the need for it. The more of this you have the less each sale shall carry. It works in a sort of discount that is not figured in whenn the price was first announced.
Kino April 24, 2009 21:35:32

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
A service sector business will generally cut the prices on those services to generate revenue...how in the hell that's applicable to a brothel is still a boner...er, question.
Bill April 24, 2009 20:08:22

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
I wonder if they give airline discounts?
god April 24, 2009 18:43:33

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
Got to keep the money cuming in some how !!!
poet4justice April 24, 2009 13:51:55

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
some business should have the same thing as those deals rights
Terry J Vey April 24, 2009 09:28:20

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
I guess people are cutting back on things that aren't a nessecity.Never thought about these people.Cause I never used them.Well we all got to do what we do to stay going.
chas April 24, 2009 05:01:42

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
ITS a greasy, slimy world out there. Girls of the night will always be around .Churches have LOW attendence in Europe. REAL "manufacturing" has been outsourced to Asian countries, so the SERVICE sector grows, sadly.
poet4ju... to chas April 24, 2009 13:53:46

are you talking about the USA
chas to poet4ju... April 25, 2009 03:48:09

Germany, and the good ol' USA! Strip joints and low-stakes gaming seem to be popular- even in HARD times.
disturbedone April 24, 2009 02:38:33

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
Everybody wants their free or discounted lap dance. But then again, the whores themselves are probably just trying to make enough money to support a family doing what they do best.
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Alivanna April 24, 2009 01:30:00

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
You gotta do what you gotta do. This is life. And there is nothing you can do about it.
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Orion April 24, 2009 01:29:54

Answered: Yes. German Brothels are being treated like amusement parks.
I am ready to go for a ride!
Elizabeth April 24, 2009 00:39:00

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
Prostitution is a business, and as such, must do what it can to survive. The idea of 400,000 people unemployed, or on starvation wages, is too horrible to contemplate.
Gimmliee April 23, 2009 23:15:39 (edited)

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
Ha! If you wanna see an amusement park, you should check out the brothels on the internet!
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MJ April 23, 2009 21:58:07

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
Now I like the idea of the Six Flags YEAR LONG PASS!!! lol
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aherbert April 23, 2009 21:21:44

Answered: Yes. German Brothels are being treated like amusement parks.
60 bucks for a year pass at magic mountain/six flags.... I am so on their web site.....

PS: hey in these hard times everyone want a discount.
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Manster April 23, 2009 20:14:39

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
When money gets tight,"entertainment" spending takes the first hit!
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joecool April 23, 2009 20:03:51

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
Sad but True........ One shouldn't have to pay for sex even sadder for the ones who sell themselves.

I wonder if they give a bracelet like Disney World or a punch card or something.......lol
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God of all Creation Shal April 23, 2009 19:53:24

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
Sounds more like a bus pass.
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interweb.bad.guy April 23, 2009 19:43:48

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
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SuperCee April 23, 2009 19:37:26

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
I wouldn't have checked either of these boxes because I don't give 2 cents about what is going on in Germany.
dzynrbob April 23, 2009 19:36:42

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
Ya see? Free enterprise at it's best!
BAGITBABE April 23, 2009 19:29:45

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
So much for the world's oldest profession. The world surely is crumbling before out very eyes.
,thursday next April 23, 2009 19:28:10

Answered: Yes. German Brothels are being treated like amusement parks.
moderated...
ctuagentdown April 23, 2009 19:27:38

Answered: No. Like any other business, German brothels are getting creative to stay in business.
business is tough all over you do what you have to do
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rushforpres April 23, 2009 19:23:36

Answered: Yes. German Brothels are being treated like amusement parks.
Well, aren't we all willing to wait in long lines for a ride...?

Hey look, this line's short!!!
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Manster to rushfor... April 23, 2009 20:20:54

Hey ,Rush I wonderif you can you get one of those "Express Check"tickets like at Disney World to avoid the long lines?Come back between 1and 1:30 and get in the Express Check line!WOW!What will they think of next? :)
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rushfor... to Manster April 24, 2009 13:08:32

There's always my personal favorite...buy one get one free.

I suppose it would be a big problem with people pretending they are handicapped and in a wheelchair to get to the front of the line.
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Manster to rushfor... April 24, 2009 13:46:10

OMG!ROTFLMAO!
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Manster to rushfor... April 24, 2009 14:15:07 (edited)

I took my family for vacation on a Caribbean Cruise in 2006,and I had a real incident like that happen.My youngest son and I were waiting in line for our turn to be seated for dinner and where we were standing was right beside the elevator.An family got off the elevator one older woman ,a young attractive one and an older gentleman in a wheelchair.My son and I were originally at the front of the line but they rolled him in front of us.After doing that they saw where the real line was and how far it extended behind us,and they were about to try to wrestle his chair around to go to the rear of the line and I insisted that they stay right where they were.I could hear some unhappy grumbling and murmurs behind me and I said in a voice loud enough for the murmurers to hear,"You stay right there!If anyone has a problem with you being there, they can take it up with me!"A few minutes later the doors opened and everyone was happily seated for dinner.,but I didn't get to enjoy my dinner because my son became ill,and I had to help him get back to our room.Such is life ,eh? :)
rushfor... to Manster April 24, 2009 14:25:48

I would do the same thing. Maybe if those grumbling hand to spend the rest of their life in a wheel chair they will finally see the prick they really are. Good for you for showing humility, compassion, and proving to the rest of the world that evil only controls the weak minded.
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Manster to rushfor... April 24, 2009 14:41:07

Thanks, Rush.Ilike the television commercials where the young guy gives up his seat on the bus to the elderly woman,and I'd like to think that there are many more people who feel like we do about showing respect and compassion to others.It doesn't cost a thing and it does make you feel better about yourself.Just talking about it now brought back the warm glow that I felt then.We can make the world a better place by each of us doing a little thing when the opportunity presents itself.That's what makes us Americans the best people on this planet!.
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rushfor... to Manster April 24, 2009 14:42:08

Amen!!!