You know it's a depressing day when raccoons are getting more action from the ladies than you are. Maybe if I let my facial hair grow out for a few weeks I can fool her into thinking I'm some kind of hairy animal halfway i...

Example: Spring Break in Tiananmen Square.

Asians aren't really famed for being hairy people, unless you're Middle Eastern. However, Yu Zenhuan is from China and probably has almost everyone in the world beat in that department. Yu Zenhuan has hair covering 96% of ...

If he can do it, so can you!

Here are some tips on how to take care of your brand new baby! Just hang in there until he grows old enough to go to school and your workload will be cut in half! These tips are even presented in easy "Do"s and "Don't"s fo...

...it might make you look like a total asshole.

Police in Tennessee stopped 21-year-old Billy Ray Hale outside his home for riding with his year and a half old baby on a motorcycle with no helmet in sight. This was already a pretty solid arrest: reckless endangerment th...

Every man is better off not knowing about feminine hygiene products. In our younger years, a lady's forbidden area was a complete mystery to us. I mean, imagine having something that seems like it should be internal, due t...

I don't understand all this homophobia in the world. After all, we've been exposed to some pretty gay cartoon characters in our childhood. From flamboyant villains to an officially-confirmed gay baby, these are things that...