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Funniest Newspaper Headlines!!

2009-11-06T04:40:53Z

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Just thought that I'd share some funny newspaper headlines that I found today.. Some of them will get you thinking what the journo's took right before writing the articles.
Just goes to show that not everyone that went to College is smart. .

Enjoy!

Much love xx Gen

Wow, you certainly do not want this IDIOT representing you in court lol!

Lol!

You wouldn't say. .

Wow, I had no idea that my country was this dumb! lol!

No brainer. .

Aww how cute!

No comment. . .

Haha!

Lmao. . .

Look what the little boy says under the headline!

Stating the obvious, much?

Wow, whoever wrote this deserves to be fired! lol!

Worries about the noise? What about worrying about what smoking will do to your baby?

Wow. .

Hope you enjoyed them =]

Please come past & Welcome Back I s a b e l l a to SH ! !

2009-11-02T05:08:43Z

♥♥ Genevieve Paris ♥♥

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Come along and welcome back Isabella my bestfriend to Sodahead. She left us earlier this year, but couldn't stay away too long =P Which is great for us cus she has been greatly missed!!

Anyways, let's all show our love for Isabella and throw her a big party! =]

We love you and have missed you lots Isabella.. Don't ever leave us again =P

Now, let's party!!

Funny clip ;)

2009-10-30T03:44:45Z

♥♥ Genevieve Paris ♥♥

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Just thought I'd share a funny clip of my favourite Australian comedians.

They are known as Merrick and Rosso in Australia and they have their own radio show as well as their own comedy show.

I have their DVD and I couldn't stop laughing at some of the stupid things they get up to. There's plenty more funny things they do to make me laugh, but I can't seem to find them on youtube. I guess I will have to upload them there myself ;)

Here's the clip where the toture "Tickle Me Elmo" :

I hope you enjoyed the laugh =]

It's Friday for me, so I'm gonna wish you all a gorgeous weekend =]

xx genevieve-paris

Breaking up has never been this easy! funny

2009-10-13T04:24:49Z

♥♥ Genevieve Paris ♥♥

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Okay, the breaking up bit is later on. I just thought I'd write this quick blog to let all my good sodaheads know what I have been doing these last two months. Since I have had heaps of PM's- it's just easier to write in a blog that I can share with you all.

Firstly, yes I am still alive lol! I am still on Sodahead and I haven't decided to stop talking to any of my good friends on here. I've just been soooo busy with a million things.

I love and miss all my Sodaheads, you guys know who you are. . . But just incase you need it said out loud =P

Rocko
Ukraz
Aysohmay
Sexilexi
Runningintriangles
Astro boy
Emma
Hannah
Cleo
Isabella
Fumika
Revolution
Puck
Chelsea
Kitkat

There's many more. Sorry, I just can't seem to remember you all at the top of my head. But you guys know who you are and I'm sorry if I forgot anyone.

As some of my really good sodahead friends would know, I've been so weighed down with college work this last month or so. I haven't had any time to myself to relax! Things here have been pretty crazy! Since the end of August working and studying has been my life =[

So over the weekend, I arranged to work an earlier shift and to be finished by midday. I was stoked that I could get my later shift swapped around. So I decided that I would take a WHOLE day off studying (yup that's right! I needed a break!! ) and I drove down to Palm Beach.

From my house, Palm Beach is a good hour and a half north of Sydney & although the weather did not look promising- I still decided to go there. Palmie is one of my favourite beaches in Sydney.

For any of you guys that follow our Aussie soapie "Home & Away" Palm Beach is where the show is shot. It is the same soapie that started the careers of a lot of Aussies actors like:

Heath Ledger:

(Ten Things I Hate About You, Candy, The Dark Knight)

Hottie Simon Baker:

(The Mentalist, The Guardian, The Ring 2)

Danii Minogue:

(singer, Xfactor judge)

Isla Fisher:

(Hot Rod, Confessions Of A Shopaholic, The Wedding Crashers)

Julian McMahon:

(Fantastic Four, Nip/Tuck & Charmed)

Tammin Sursok:

(Young and the Restless, Spectacular!)

Isabel Lucas:

(Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Daybreakers)

Guy Pearce:

(Factory Girl, Dating The Enemy, Winged Creatures)

Melissa George:

(Alias, Derailed, Thirty Days OF Night)

Naomi Watts:

(The Ring 1&2, Le Divorce, King Kong)

Anyways, on my drive to Palm Beach, I noticed some signs on the road. I just thought I'd share them with you guys:

Well that was the breaking up bit.

The news headlines that covered the story said 'An Australian man, who we assume is no longer alive, posted these signs on a highway as a way to break up with his girlfriend."

What a jerk huh? If he was my ex- he wouldn't be alive =P lol!

Hope you all had a good laugh ;)

Missing you all! Have a great week

xox Genevieve Paris xox

WATERMELON ART! definitely worth a look ;)

2009-09-11T05:46:56Z

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So I have no idea how I came across this. I am doing a fruit plater/salad for a girlfriend's hens day and I was trying to get ideas on how to present it in the most unusal way.

I came across some photos of these watermelons- which I think are truely breathtaking and stunning. So I thought I'd share them.

I would love to know how to do something like this! xD

I hope you enjoy them ;) xD

xox Genevieve!

I hope that you enjoyed them as much as I did ;) xD

Hottest Chicks ;)

2009-08-28T07:02:25Z

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I was having a fight with a SH-she told me that Kirsten Stewart & Miley Cyrus were the hottest girls. So I thought I'd start this blog to see what you guys think.These are the women who I find really sexy and hot. I hope that they are better picks than Kirsten & Miley! Lol!!

Feel free to post yours below ;) Here's my top 20:

xxXoxx Genevieve

1 Angelina Jolie:

2 Megan Fox:

3 Jennifer Love Hewitt:

4 Kim Kardashian:

5 Jessica Alba:

6 Carmen Electra:

7 Catherine Zeta Jones:

8 Gwyneth Paltrow:

9 Jennifer Aniston:

10 Kate Beckingsale:

11 Sandra Bullock:

12 Liv Tyler:

13 Katy Perry:

14 Kate Hudson:

15 Jennifer Hawkins:

16 Mirranda Kerr:

17 Sarah Chalke:

18 Mariah Carey:

19 Holly Valance:

20 Megan Gale:

WAX Figure or REAL Celebrity?

2009-08-20T03:23:43Z

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Just for fun ;)

See if you can pick out the real celebrity from the fake Madame Tussauds' wax figures.
Some of them are extremely easy. . Others not so easy to pick out ;) I'll post the answers below ;)

xxXxx

Justin Timberlake:

WAX

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow:

WAX

Beyonce

Both, Beyonce is on the Left ;)

Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig

REAL

David and Victoria Beckham:

WAX

Hilary Clinton

WAX

Jennifer Aniston

REAL

Gwyneth Paltrow

REAL

Michael Jackson:

WAX

Barack and Michelle Obama:

WAX

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

REAL

Mariah Carey

REAL

Kate Moss

WAX

Elvis Presley

WAX

Robbie Williams

REAL

Britney Spears

WAX

Christina Aguleira

WAX

Paris Hilton

REAL

Amy Winehouse

WAX

Jennifer Lopez

WAX

Nicole Kidman

WAX

Angelina Jolie

REAL

Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckhman

REAL

Eva Longoria-Parker

WAX

Hope you had fun ;) xD

* Optical Illusions *

2009-08-18T06:20:27Z

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I was bored at work as usual and I decided to look at interesting Opticial Illusions. Some of them you may have seen already, because I have many optical illusion books at home. But I thought that it might be fun to share them anyways. So enjoy ;) xD

~ Genevieve xxXxx~

***Can you see:
a) The young girl
b) The older lady

***Here's the same photo but animated:

***Princess or Grandma?

***Do you see the turning circles?

*** Is there a top and bottom to this lookout point?

*** Is the outside of this image getting bigger? While the centre is getting smaller?

*** Pirate Ship or Skull?

*** People or houses?

***Romantic dinner or eery skull?

***Woman or flowers?

***Woman siting down or skull?

*** In the picture below you see Little Snow White.

Now press the "CTRL" and "A" buttons. Or select "Edit" and then "Select All" from the Internet Explorer menu at the top. Then look at the picture. (This trick works only in Internet Explorer and not Firefox.) TRY IT, It's fun ;)

* They sure teach them young now days!! * LOL!!

2009-08-11T04:52:23Z

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Haha, I nearly fell out of my chair when I saw this photo!!

Just shows that children are not as innocent as they used to be!! Talk about starting early!!

My Blonde Joke for the week

2009-08-11T03:14:21Z

♥♥ Genevieve Paris ♥♥

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Haha, I found this funny blonde joke, that I thought I'd share. No hard feelings to any blondes ( I am one myself ) But I can't help laugh at jokes made agaisnt us Lol! Enjoy!!

And feel free to post any blonde jokes you know below! ;)

xxD Genii

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.

The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal."

"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."

"Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."

The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.

About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"

"No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."

SodaHead - ♥♥ Genevieve Paris ♥♥'s Blog

*Funniest Newspaper Headlines!!*

*Please come past & Welcome Back I s a b e l l a to SH ! ! *

*Funny clip ;) *

Breaking up has never been this easy! *funny*

WATERMELON ART! *definitely worth a look ;) *

Hottest Chicks ;)

WAX Figure or REAL Celebrity?

* Optical Illusions *

* They sure teach them young now days!! * LOL!!

*My Blonde Joke for the week*

Funniest Newspaper Headlines!!

Please come past & Welcome Back I s a b e l l a to SH ! !

Funny clip ;)

Breaking up has never been this easy! funny

WATERMELON ART! definitely worth a look ;)

My Blonde Joke for the week