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American(Not by choice) Part one

2009-07-16T02:30:53Z

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No this isnt a Democrat/Republican/liberal/right wing/blah blah blah bitchfest. Just something I've been pondering lately. I've been talking to some imigrants lately and it's really made me think of the word 'freedom'. To me it seems that we have freedom as long as the goverment makes it money. No matter what it is. Yes I have the freedom to go buy a pack of smokes. As long as uncle Sam can tax the hell out of me. Sin Tax? I guess I'm a sinner for smoking. At least thats what uncle sam is telling me. Now they want to put a sin tax on Soda. Great now my kids a sinner. May we all burn. I guess I'll just say this openly. If someone were to ask me what it meant to be a american I would have to say to be a american you need to buy as much shit as possible and if you cant afford it, charge it. Its all about out doing eachother. Thats what it comes down to. Example. A freind and I recently brought a boat. The Idea of fishing from a boat interested me. He lives in a apartment and would have no place to put one. I have plenty of storage area(Due to the lack of shit. But Im working on it). Anyways we invested a few hundred in a 14 ft boat with trailer. My friend had a 10h.p motor for it. I paid for the registration. All needs were met. It floats. Well telling a few work zombies about it. They got into a 'Who's dick is bigger' pissing contest about their boats. Damn If I was a real American I would of gotten a bigger one. Moving on. So I have freedom of speech. Well to a point. I cant go into a police station screaming 'I'm going to kill all you cops!'. Well I can. But not without repercutions. Freedom kinda just lost the 'free' again. Hell even just writing this blog is costing me in internet fees. Now I'm going to go as far as to say I think the recession is good for us. For a short period that is. Making us give up on competing for 'Customer of the year award'. Oh wait Uncle Sam is coming to the rescue. Bailout. Good now they got their hand further in the apple pie. Yet the people, including me, complaining about the recession dont buy american products, Then they wonder why the jobs are going away. Well if you wont even buy your own shit.................. So yes I'm american. I've been commercialized. But not by choice.

kl

2008-06-18T04:44:34Z

Hooch(ElBlancoDiablo)

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Brooke sheilds and a pickled egg.

2008-04-13T13:53:30Z

Hooch(ElBlancoDiablo)

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I wonder if Brooke shields is sitting around in a strip club right now eating a pickled egg looking at a stripper saying 'yeah I could do that'. Well bravo Miss Shields.

Random thoughts

2008-03-10T12:22:41Z

Hooch(ElBlancoDiablo)

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Salsa......good music, fun snack.

The 'How you doing' Guy

2008-01-22T04:45:48Z

Hooch(ElBlancoDiablo)

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Yet another installment to say FUCK YOU in the life of a Nick. Have you noticed when walking by a accaintence you often get a 'How you doing?' or 'What's up?' These people can Fuck right the hell off. In no way shape or form are they expecting a replie. They just keep walking. If you offer a response......they just keep walking. Its what I call a polite rudeness. Well you know what? Fuck you 'How you doing?' guy!!

Ramen for Africa!

2008-01-22T04:44:17Z

Hooch(ElBlancoDiablo)

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Sometimes my inner voices give me a brilliant idea to run with. Here it is: A little known fact in the 80's we sent army food packets to africa. Can you guess the outcome? Follow me on this...... At the time these proverty stricken bettys were use to around a 250 calorie diet a day. The gourmet instant food we sent them had around 3000 calories per serving. Guessing the outcome now? Think human popcorn. Sad but funny as hell. So, heres my 'fix it quick' idea. Ramen noodles. Now I know what your saying, "That Nick, Not only is he good looking. He's a genius!". Not only could we provide food for these narural runway models. We could build huts out of Ramen noodles. That way when they get hungry, just break off a brick. My new slogan...'I'm Ramen for Africa".

Cashiers. Grrrr!

2008-01-22T04:42:50Z

Hooch(ElBlancoDiablo)

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As it is probally understood by now I have a problem with cashiers. I don't hide this fact. I feel they're smug. Anyways, Here's my latest edition. I get out of my truck at the local crapmart. No not the same one. Open my gas cover, insert the nozzle. I then procede to select the grade of gas and payment method. So far so good. The gas then starts to leave the gas pump and enter my trucks tank. Following so far? Simple premise. Anyways getting back to the story. I then procede to try to put my 4 dollars in. Yes I have to try to hit that exact dollar mark. Yet it never happens. Suddenly out of no where I hear 'READY ON 1!' Once again the exact dollar mark passes me by. So while I'm searching my truck for spare change. I think to myself. I wonder if these cashiers have secert meetings planning on how to destroy my sanity. So my question is Do they really need to tell me the pumps ready? Better yet, Who was the moron who stood out there staring at a gas pump only to complain nobody told him it was ready? "Im sorry sir. We'll make it a frickin point to tell everybody from now on the pumps ready!"

Back on Crack.

2008-01-22T04:41:01Z

Hooch(ElBlancoDiablo)

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I feel theres alot that could be done with crack. Alot of room for improvement if you will. Flavored crack-Crackheads dont eat much. Pot roast flavored crack would go over big. Flouride coated crack- Keep those crazy crackheads from losing all their teeth.