Althiest's in Fla Get their Own HOLIDAY!! LOL

raves +17 -4 by 11_Goddess_Isis_11
This is too funny...but true.This is courtesy of Connie Hooper, a lady, who works for the judicial system in Florida .

In Florida , an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared, 'Case dismissed!'The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said,'Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!'

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, 'Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists' holiday!' The lawyer pompously said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be,Your Honor?'

The judge said, 'Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as 'April Fools Day,' consider that Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'

Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday! Now have a good day and get out of my courtroom!!
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  • raves +1   [-] by TripMarz555
    The historical birthday of jesus is april first.... even the bible confirms this.
  • raves     [-] 11_Goddess_Isis_11 replied to TripMarz555
    I believe that :)
  • raves +1   [-] by tomem
    LOL...I love that Judge. Wish I lived in FL so I could vote for him.
  • raves     [-] ZombiPhill (Ron Paul 2012) replied to tomem
    Why is this funny to you?
  • raves +1   [-] by Nernie
    Walp, there's a good one "There"!
    Is not that it's funny , or that it really happened, But what?
    It's stupid!

    These are the Things Americans are suing over O M G!!!
    It is Greed not, religion that sends these type of issues to court.
  • raves +1   [-] by trader
    Funny. Noticed many on attack mode. Guess should've pointed out it was a joke.
  • raves +1   [-] by JESTER576
    If that is true, then judge is a bias piece of shit.
  • raves +1   [-] by Suicide is Painless
    "Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own Christian holiday!"

    The judge said, "Well the Christians stole all their holidays from the Pagans."
  • raves     [-] 11_Goddess_Isis_11 replied to Suicide is Painless
    And so life goes on :)
  • raves +1   [-] by lady bear
    That is great. I love it. Thanks.
  • raves +1   [-] by denbo62
    being i live in florida, its a 3rd world redneck state. the american taliban thrive down here, even in palm beach county. but she knew what to expect from the court there, so her and her attorney should not be shocked. besides secularists dont need a holiday. but thats just me
  • raves +1   [-] by 11_Goddess_Isis_11
    This is funny and if it was some sort of Christian email joke(says its true tho) or whatever you non believers would be having a friggin hay day with it.
  • raves +1   [-] crsone replied to 11_Goddess_Isis_11
    However, it's actually a joke.

    http://www.snopes.com/politic...

    Not true -- just another urban legend.that's been around since at least 2003.
  • raves     [-] 11_Goddess_Isis_11 replied to crsone
    snopes my dear isn't always right...

    But who cares...It was funny
  • raves +1   [-] crsone replied to 11_Goddess_Isis_11
    Just about always -- often enough to trust what they say.

    And I care because you didn't post it as a joke; you believed it. You also think it's fun to call agnostics fools.
  • raves   -1 [-] 11_Goddess_Isis_11 replied to crsone
    Your a friggin nutbag...Its my blog I can post what the hell I want..If it was a Christian joke you would be laughing your stupid ass off tho right?
  • raves     [-] crsone replied to 11_Goddess_Isis_11
    Not necessarily -- I'm not much for the mean school of comedy, whomever the joke might prick. But I really do feel you thought it was real, not a joke, and it's that which I mostly object to. Obviously, you can say whatever you please, including spreading around false information or calling me a nutbag for disagreeing with you.
  • raves     [-] 11_Goddess_Isis_11 replied to crsone
    Seems you can't leave it alone whether its a joke or not..the Point is it was funny to me..Take that as insult or just be human and laugh it off..It's your choice.
  • raves +1   [-] by Dr. Hotensecksy
    as an agnostic that deeply offends me and hurts my feelings, joking, thats kind of funny I guess, pretty stupid, too quote scriptures to prove a point but still kind of funny
  • raves +3   [-] by ZombiPhill (Ron Paul 2012)
    That's OK, all of the Christian holidays are stolen from the Pagans anyway.
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