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Steven Hawkings, the Scholl Siblings, Rose Valland, Raphael, Kate Middleton

Activities

Orchestra (FTW). I play the violin and it's bloody frustrating and hard and disheartening but it's so worth it.

Coming up with great plot ideas and then trying to get someone else to write it out.

Perfecting my skills in the art of revenge
Drawing. I'm pretty fucking good. I've made it a point to collect about five billion books detailing the work of the masters and then devoting hours to learning their styles and techniques. Long process but now I don't have to buy presents for people because I can just give them a picture (HA!)

Memorizing poems.

Reading international newspapers and listening to BBC

Winning at video games

Climbing things without stretching.

Having emotional breakdowns.

Spending time on Sodahead instead of studying

Being an obnoxious brat

Begging my parents to buy me expensive shiny things.

Interests

Violin, drawing, writing, scuba diving, philosophizing, confounding people,

Favorite Music

Most genres from Classical to Indie.
Favorite composers: Patrick Doyle, Alexander Desplat, Howard Shore, Hans Zimmer, John Williams, George Gershwin, Alan Menkin.

Favore bands/Musicians: Anberlin, Lonely Island, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, Cold Play, Katy Perry, The Beatles, The Ink Spots.

Favorite ever: KING DAVID FUCKIN' BOWIE.

Favorite TV Shows

Ugly Americans, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Bones, Franklin and Bash

Favorite Movies

The First Wives Club, Inglourious Basterds, Across the Universe, Midnight in Paris, The Red Baron,
Zombieland, Robot Geisha,

Favorite Books

War And Peace, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Forever, Gemma Doyle Trilogy,
Good Omens, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. All Quiet on the Western Front

Favorite Quotes

"Life is Comedy if you think, a tragedy if you don't"

Regina: Guess what I got for Christmas!
Me: Nothing! You're Jewish.
Julia: I can't wait to be pregnant! People say you glow!

Kevin: Why is everyone giving Gwen a back massage?
Noah: Because she's so very, very pretty.

John: Hey, hey, Gwen, guess what!
Me: What?
John: I'm going to kill you :D

Me: Do Jews control the food banks too? *joking*
Cameron: Of course we do. We control every form of bank. Domestic banks, International banks, and of course the vampires take care of the blood banks.
Me: ...I'm pretty sure you were supposed to be offended by my comment.




INVICTUS
William Ernest Henley
Out of the night that covers me
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Favorite Heroes

Batman
My Uncle

batman uncle

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  • LifeIsComedyPHAET
  • Female
  • United States
  • 2009/11/04 03:26:57
  • 2013/04/08 13:40:25
  • 20
  • Single
  • Straight
  • Discovering Opinions
  • College (Current)
  • Student
  • Student
  • $25k - $50k
  • No
  • No
  • Christian
  • No thank you
  • Conservative
  • White/Caucasian
  • Slim/Slender
  • 5 feet 6 inches