LifeIsComedyPHAET
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likes & interests
I'd like to meet
Steven Hawkings, the Scholl Siblings, Rose Valland, Raphael, Kate Middleton
Activities
Orchestra (FTW). I play the violin and it's bloody frustrating and hard and disheartening but it's so worth it.
Coming up with great plot ideas and then trying to get someone else to write it out.
Perfecting my skills in the art of revenge
Drawing. I'm pretty fucking good. I've made it a point to collect about five billion books detailing the work of the masters and then devoting hours to learning their styles and techniques. Long process but now I don't have to buy presents for people because I can just give them a picture (HA!)
Memorizing poems.
Reading international newspapers and listening to BBC
Winning at video games
Climbing things without stretching.
Having emotional breakdowns.
Spending time on Sodahead instead of studying
Being an obnoxious brat
Begging my parents to buy me expensive shiny things.
Coming up with great plot ideas and then trying to get someone else to write it out.
Perfecting my skills in the art of revenge
Drawing. I'm pretty fucking good. I've made it a point to collect about five billion books detailing the work of the masters and then devoting hours to learning their styles and techniques. Long process but now I don't have to buy presents for people because I can just give them a picture (HA!)
Memorizing poems.
Reading international newspapers and listening to BBC
Winning at video games
Climbing things without stretching.
Having emotional breakdowns.
Spending time on Sodahead instead of studying
Being an obnoxious brat
Begging my parents to buy me expensive shiny things.
Interests
Violin, drawing, writing, scuba diving, philosophizing, confounding people,
Favorite Music
Most genres from Classical to Indie.
Favorite composers: Patrick Doyle, Alexander Desplat, Howard Shore, Hans Zimmer, John Williams, George Gershwin, Alan Menkin.
Favore bands/Musicians: Anberlin, Lonely Island, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, Cold Play, Katy Perry, The Beatles, The Ink Spots.
Favorite ever: KING DAVID FUCKIN' BOWIE.
Favorite composers: Patrick Doyle, Alexander Desplat, Howard Shore, Hans Zimmer, John Williams, George Gershwin, Alan Menkin.
Favore bands/Musicians: Anberlin, Lonely Island, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, Cold Play, Katy Perry, The Beatles, The Ink Spots.
Favorite ever: KING DAVID FUCKIN' BOWIE.
Favorite TV Shows
Ugly Americans, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Bones, Franklin and Bash
Favorite Movies
The First Wives Club, Inglourious Basterds, Across the Universe, Midnight in Paris, The Red Baron,
Zombieland, Robot Geisha,
Zombieland, Robot Geisha,
Favorite Books
War And Peace, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Forever, Gemma Doyle Trilogy,
Good Omens, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. All Quiet on the Western Front
Good Omens, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. All Quiet on the Western Front
Favorite Quotes
"Life is Comedy if you think, a tragedy if you don't"
Regina: Guess what I got for Christmas!
Me: Nothing! You're Jewish.
Julia: I can't wait to be pregnant! People say you glow!
Kevin: Why is everyone giving Gwen a back massage?
Noah: Because she's so very, very pretty.
John: Hey, hey, Gwen, guess what!
Me: What?
John: I'm going to kill you :D
Me: Do Jews control the food banks too? *joking*
Cameron: Of course we do. We control every form of bank. Domestic banks, International banks, and of course the vampires take care of the blood banks.
Me: ...I'm pretty sure you were supposed to be offended by my comment.
INVICTUS
William Ernest Henley
Out of the night that covers me
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
Regina: Guess what I got for Christmas!
Me: Nothing! You're Jewish.
Julia: I can't wait to be pregnant! People say you glow!
Kevin: Why is everyone giving Gwen a back massage?
Noah: Because she's so very, very pretty.
John: Hey, hey, Gwen, guess what!
Me: What?
John: I'm going to kill you :D
Me: Do Jews control the food banks too? *joking*
Cameron: Of course we do. We control every form of bank. Domestic banks, International banks, and of course the vampires take care of the blood banks.
Me: ...I'm pretty sure you were supposed to be offended by my comment.
INVICTUS
William Ernest Henley
Out of the night that covers me
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
Favorite Heroes
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Entertainment
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Living
20%
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LifeIsComedyPHAET
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Female
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United States
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2009/11/04 03:26:57
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2013/04/08 13:40:25
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Straight
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Discovering Opinions
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College (Current)
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Student
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$25k - $50k
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Christian
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No thank you
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Conservative
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White/Caucasian
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Slim/Slender
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5 feet 6 inches

comments
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Babacool
2012/12/03 19:30:40

Music is an anti-stress pill... :)
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Katherine the Renaissance W...
2012/04/19 00:43:46

Hello. Miss you. :[
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Gracie ~Gun Totin' Gracie~
2012/04/17 04:02:50


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Shah Rukh
2012/04/14 04:42:45

moderated...
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wolfshadow
2011/12/23 15:46:08


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Katherine the Renaissance W...
2011/12/20 20:45:14

:) Hello!
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Wolfman
2011/10/31 05:42:48

Trick-or-Treat

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Ves~Sailor Soldier of PHAET
2011/10/12 23:55:09

Very pretty!
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Ves~Sailor Soldier of PHAET
2011/10/12 04:56:38

Eeeeee cute kitteh!!! I like the new profile pic, and did you dye your hair?
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Wolfman
2011/08/31 05:20:46

I haven'e seen you in awhile. Thank you for being my friend.

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Deactivate
2011/07/29 22:22:15

moderated...
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Alphamale
2011/07/29 14:19:07


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RV ~ The Peacekeeper of PHAET
2011/07/19 20:21:41

I wore dark clothes and a funny hat which I still had from my time in the kindergarten :D
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FanOreilly
2011/07/09 02:26:10

Show me pictures.
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Fluttershyfan
2011/07/08 06:36:16

you're very welcome.
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Fluttershyfan
2011/07/08 06:26:34

if I can say so, you are SUPER pretty.
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lucas tracy
2011/07/07 04:59:24
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OH lol...I was somehow seeing a sperm
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lucas tracy
2011/07/07 04:44:43

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TheNightFly
2011/07/07 02:39:44

Thanks for the add babe! :D
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Alphamale
2011/07/02 13:51:11


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Wolfman
Too many holes in your story. Either you are making things up or somebody lied to you.
cell swimming to a vulva... lmao! sorry
does this mean what I think it means?