I get my freak on! (I actually don't know what that means).

When I am looking at her boobies, it's SIGHT.
When I am squeezing her boobies, it's TOUCH.
When I am smelling her pussy, it's SMELL.
When I am licking her p... When I am looking at her boobies, it's SIGHT.
When I am squeezing her boobies, it's TOUCH.
When I am smelling her pussy, it's SMELL.
When I am licking her pussy, it's TASTE.
And, when I am listening to her moan, it's SOUND . (more)

Nobody understands me either.

My wife who deserves more than I can ever give her. Our dogs for the joy they bring into our lives.

Never met one so I couldn't tell ya.

wouldn't want the job.

I didn't know that refusing to pay a tip was against the law. That's insane!
My personal policy is to never tip anyone. I rarely eat out, so i'm not afraid of poor servic... I didn't know that refusing to pay a tip was against the law. That's insane!
My personal policy is to never tip anyone. I rarely eat out, so i'm not afraid of poor service the next time around. If it's feedback they want, when I don't show up ever again, that's their feedback. If they rely on tips because they don't earn enough money well get another job. I never tip and I won't be intimidated. Tipping jars? That like panhandling. (more)

I don't have a problem with this and I don't see why anyone should.

My dream job would have me moving to the UK and becoming a film producer / director (Hollywood sucks balls). I had dreams of directing & producing horror and mystery films. My dream job would have me moving to the UK and becoming a film producer / director (Hollywood sucks balls). I had dreams of directing & producing horror and mystery films.
What's my real job? I am the night porter at a hotel. It beats the unemploynent line (more)

You see, this is why I am an atheist. The bible was apparently written by a bunch of half-assed blood thirsty misogynistic whackos. Republicans?

Sure but just for laughs since I don't believe in ghosts..

I'm sure that there are laws on the books already covering this. Child Welfare, Endangerment.

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"No. Personally I don't believe in free health care" What, you don't believe in free health care? OMFG, are you really that stupid? Seriously? Teabaggers, lol.


"No. Personally I don't believe in free health care" What, you don't believe in free health care? OMFG, are you really that stupid? Seriously? Teabaggers, lol.



Oh I see, i'm the idiot, uh huh, and you would be...the moron who doesn't believe in free health care. Teabaggers, holy F'ing christ! (more)

Now this is weird - "you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve". Yeah, that's me. Your Brain is 47% Female, 53% Male Your brain is a healthy mix of male and femal... Now this is weird - "you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve". Yeah, that's me. Your Brain is 47% Female, 53% Male Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain? Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity (more)

Lose the Catholic vote, who the hell cares? People have been leaving the Catholic Church in droves in recent years. They are no longer the force they once were. I'd be more inte... Lose the Catholic vote, who the hell cares? People have been leaving the Catholic Church in droves in recent years. They are no longer the force they once were. I'd be more interested in appealing to former catholics, non-catholics, agnostics & atheists if I were a candidate for something. More and more ppl today identify themselves as non-catholic & non-christian. (more)

I don't care whether "abortions, Botox and erections" are in the heath care bill or not. I just want a strong public option. The abortion argument is a distraction designed to k... I don't care whether "abortions, Botox and erections" are in the heath care bill or not. I just want a strong public option. The abortion argument is a distraction designed to kill the bill. Abortions by the way, are not in the bill (if you say they are, show me line by line where). However I don't care what the wording says, I just want that damn bill to pass. Those senators who are crying about abortions, even if they get the language they want (and I don't care if they do), what do you want to bet that those fucking bastards still won't vote for it. Their motivation by forcing this issue is clear, kill the bill by whatever means possible.
I say give them their stupid unneccessary amendment regarding abortions under one condition: they get their amendment but if they then vote against the bill the amendment is voided, tossed out. These assholes want it both ways, delay, water down the bill, add bogus amendments and if that doesn't kill the bill, vote against it. (more)

I worked at a K-Mart. In fact I was among the first hires when this particular store opened up in the summer of 1975. They hired me in July of 1975 and layed me off after the fi... I worked at a K-Mart. In fact I was among the first hires when this particular store opened up in the summer of 1975. They hired me in July of 1975 and layed me off after the first of the year in 1976. It's closed now. Hmm, I probably should have said Target (but they're a bunch of douche bags too). (more)

yeah well, life you know.