Her birth certificate reads: Michelle Renee Patterson.
She has had 16 cakes.
You give her presents on April 17th.
Her world is blue-ish tinted.
Her vision is obscured by brown.
She watches black && white horror films.
She is heavily involved in her religion of not going to church.
She has O.C.D.
She holds hands with boys.
She is currently married to the most perfect guy in the world && his name is Steven.
She's insanely sarcastic && smart-mouthed.
She thinks necrophilia is interesting; but she would never partake in it.
She has a slight obsession with vampires.

Anyone who can hold their own in an intelligent conversation.

Likes: Reading. Writing. Drawing. Poetry. Sketching. Photography. The Internet. Lace. Silk. Cloaks and Trenchcoats. Boots. Piercings. Tattoos. Music. Art. Paintings. Intellectual Conversation. Psychology. Law. Blogging And Much More.

Dislikes: People Who Are Overly Religious. People Who Type "LyKe DiS". Dragonball Z. Any Music That Falls Under A Genre That Isn't Metal, Hard Rock, Or Any Sub-Genre Of The Aforementioned. A Few Other Things To Be Listed Later.

My iPod: 1349, 18 Visions, All Shall Perish, All That Remains, Atreyu, Behemoth, Beneath The Sky, Cannibal Corpse, Cradle of Filth, Disturbed, Dimmu Borgir, Evanescence, Every Time I Die, Flyleaf, Godsmack, Gojira, Hatebreed, Himsa, HIM, Insane Clown Posse, I Killed The Prom Queen, Job For A Cowboy, Kamelot, Killswitch Engage, Kittie, KoRn, Lacuna Coil, Lamb of God, Marilyn Manson, Mastadon, Metallica, Nile, Nine Inch Nails, Otep, Opeth, Pantera, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, SlipKnot, Sepultura, The Cruxshadows, Therion, Unloco, Venom, White Zombie, ZAO, and loads more.

My TiVo: Invader Zim, Degrassi, Uranium, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, That 70's Show, Drawn Together, and loads more.

My DVD Collection: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Blade Trilogy, The Scary Movies (1,2,3,4), Interview With A Vampire, Queen of the Damned, Carrie (1,2), Fear Dot Com, It, House of A Thousand Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Saw (1,2,3), Dead Or Alive, Game Over, Angel Sanctuary, Howl's Moving Castle, Castle In the Sky, Spirited Away, My Neighbour Totoro, Princess Mononoke, Stay Alive, Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Beetlejuice, The Shining, The Forsaken, The Marine, The Princess Bride and loads more.

[[If I Want Your Opinion, I'll Remove The Duct Tape]]

Jhonen Vasquez