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• ©TransAmTam~Metal Queen \m/ 2009/12/22 02:43:36
  

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• Angelique ~ Pfffft! ;)~ 2009/12/22 00:07:13
  

  

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• Sister Jean 2009/12/21 21:59:33
  

  

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• Cat 2009/12/21 21:16:54
  

  
  
  LOVE YOU BABY BOY!!!!!

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• Min Carter 2009/12/21 19:23:07
  

  
  

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• PJ Sweet Cheeks 2009/12/21 16:09:29
  

  Joke time......
  THE MAILMAN'S LAST DAY
  
  it was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
  
  When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift certificate envelope.
  
  At the second house they presented him with a box of fine
  imported cigars.
  
  At each of the houses along his route, he was met with
  congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values.
  
  At the final house he was met at the door
  by a strikingly beautiful young blonde in a revealing negligee.
  She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up
  the stairs to the bedroom -- where they had a most passionate liaison.
  
  Afterwards, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant
  breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
  fresh-squeezed orange juice.
  
  When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming
  coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from
  under the cup's bottom edge. '...All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said, .......but what's the dollar for?'
  
  'Well,' she said, 'last night, I told my husband
  that today would be ...
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  Joke time......
  THE MAILMAN'S LAST DAY
  
  it was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
  
  When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift certificate envelope.
  
  At the second house they presented him with a box of fine
  imported cigars.
  
  At each of the houses along his route, he was met with
  congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values.
  
  At the final house he was met at the door
  by a strikingly beautiful young blonde in a revealing negligee.
  She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up
  the stairs to the bedroom -- where they had a most passionate liaison.
  
  Afterwards, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant
  breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
  fresh-squeezed orange juice.
  
  When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming
  coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from
  under the cup's bottom edge. '...All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said, .......but what's the dollar for?'
  
  'Well,' she said, 'last night, I told my husband
  that today would be your last day ...and that we should do
  something special for you
  I asked him what to give you?'
  He said, "....screw him ........give him a dollar."
  
  She then blushed and added, '....But the breakfast was my idea!
  
  

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• Woman of many faces~ijm 2009/12/21 13:45:43
  

  Good Morning ..
  

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• Sir Bud 2009/12/21 12:37:14
  

  

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• Firekitty ∞ijm♥G☮F♀U∞ 2009/12/20 17:34:02
  

  

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• JuJu~Proud to be Infidel 2009/12/20 15:48:11
  

  

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• small girl 2009/12/20 07:43:55
  

  hi Jimmy thank you so much for your comments..
  I hope you have a wonderful holiday..

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• Charon 2009/12/20 02:29:09
  

  Best version of over the rainbow...

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• AGAINST OBAMA-MARY 2009/12/19 23:45:26
  

  
  
  

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• *SmileS* =) 2009/12/19 22:35:26
  

  thanxs

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• lonewolf 2009/12/19 05:52:26
  

  

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• furious 2009/12/19 04:48:33
  

  

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• Marianne™ 2009/12/18 21:26:09
  

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• Shylee 2009/12/18 13:46:56
  

  

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• AGAINST OBAMA-MARY 2009/12/18 06:02:36
  

  Wish I could hug you for real my friend... your in my thoughts!
  
  

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• belle 2009/12/17 23:43:10
  

  Stopping by to wish you a Merry Christmas.
  
  

  
  
  
  
  

  
  

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