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It's not really that complicated.


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"There are two things you need if you are to uncover and communicate what is really happening in the world. One is to be free of any dogmatic belief system. The second is not to give a damn what people think and say about you, or, at least, not to let that influence your decisions." -- David Icke
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"If you don't have anything nice to say, sit right here by me."
I just love that quote. Persistently syrupy people are creepy.
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If you are still calling yourself a Republican after all that's been done during the Bush regime years, shame on you. You disgrace humankind, as your party has disgraced the USA.

9/11 was an inside job!
By supporting, or having supported, the Neoconservative Republicans, you are complicit. Being "unwittingly" complicit does not excuse you either. You had eight years to figure out what to millions of us was immediately apparent.
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It gives me great amusement to advocate damn near anything that "conservatives" find appalling.
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"A progressive is: open minded, inclusive, compassionate, proactive and engaged in positive change, innovative, sustainable, optimistic, idealistic, for equality and justice, informed and conscious, evolving, and a leader challenging the status quo." -- Chartreuse Dog ~COB
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"A Libertarian is just a Republican who smokes dope." -- Hakim Bey
(Sorry, Libertarian friends, I know you mean well, but, it's true.)

Captain's Log - Supplemental:

ok, Social Libertarians are pretty cool, I guess. If that means Personal freedom and Corporate accountability, not the other way around.
Free Market Libertarians, not so much. The marketplace must have rules. Otherwise, we will eat each other alive. (Now, that is the so-called law of the jungle.)

The government in the USA is (or was) (or should be) intended to protect the general citizenry from tyranny, monopoly, theocracy, corporatism, generally getting screwed over, etc. We need it. Ours just happens to be broken. FUBAR even.

If by Libertarian you mean revamp it, take it back, as it were, good idea. (And, good luck.) However, if by Libertarian you mean throw it out, get rid of it, do without it or some such, bad, bad idea. Every man for himself (or woman, ja ja), survival of the "fittest", screw the weak, let them fend for themselves... wrong. The ramifications of that are horrific.

Education, unification, innovation, reason... these concepts empower us.
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you by the knuckles of the skinny-bone tree.

Jeff "The Dude" Labowski

Maynard G. Krebs

Dennis Kucinich

Jimmy Carter

Rudy Ray "Dolemite" Moore
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Sitting next to a small campfire and gazing at the night sky for hours, listening to coyotes howling, frogs croaking, insects chirping, and that neighbor's crazy donkey braying like a mongoloid for no apparent reason.

Dreaming up things to build, and then making them real.

Making hot monkey love to my cat.

Walking around the ranch taking photographs, turning them into artwork with a computer, and sharing them with people I care about.

Learning German. [Ich riech Blut!]

Interacting with a few occasionally amazing people on a couple of massively time-wasting websites and finding it remarkably enjoyable, stressful, educational, enlightening, therapeutic, tedious, disheartening, and encouraging, among other things.

Perusing the Wikipedia obits for newly dead Republicans.

Perusing the craigslist for tools and materials.

Furthering my lifelong desire to play whorehouse piano like an old black man.

Searching for just the right words.

Expressing hard left ideals.

Target shooting.
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Avocational digitography.

[Just for the record, yes, the media images here were created by me.]
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Firefly
Dark Angel
Millennium
X-Files
Twin Peaks
The Fast Show
Space Above & Beyond
Outer Limits (TOS)
Twilight Zone (TOS)
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Iron Man
12 Monkeys
Angel Heart
The Ninth Gate
Ed Wood
Lake Placid
A Clockwork Orange
All movies based on Thomas Harris novels
Apocalypse Now
Big Labowsky
Mulholland Drive
This Island Earth
Altered States
Them
The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms
It Came From Beneath The Sea
Godzilla [all, including the American one]
Robinson Crusoe on Mars
Independence Day
Men In Black [both]
Alien movies [all, including Alien v. Predator]
Stargate
Heavy Metal
The Island
War Of The Worlds [both the original and new versions]
Se7en
Alligator
Men In Black (both)
Johnny Mnemonic
When Worlds Collide
Thursday
Uzumaki
Eternal
Jackie Brown
Men With Guns
Apocalypto
The Game
Spun
The Arrival
Natural Born Killers
Earth vs. the Flying Saucers
Repo Man
Full Metal Jacket
Dr. Zhivago
The Shining
City Of Lost Children
Dark City
A History Of Violence
Dr. Strangelove
Fargo
Cruel Intentions
The Day The Earth Stood Still
Harry Potter [all]
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Books and stories by authors:

Thomas Harris
Roger Zelazny
H. P. Lovecraft
Edgar Allan Poe
Kurt Vonnegut
William Gibson
Jack London
H. G. Wells
Jules Verne
Anthony Burgess
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"White-collar conservatives
Flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic finger at me
They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die
But, I'm going to wave my freak flag high.
High!

Go ahead on, Mr. Businessman.
You can't dress like me." -- Jimi Hendrix
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"Hey, Joe, who did you blow?
Who pushed your button, boy, I wanna know.
Well, I believe you is the government's ho
And keepin' peoples dumb
Is where you're comin' from
So on your knees you bum
Just tell yourself it's yum
And suck until you're numb

(I don't mean your thumb.)

Journalism's kind of scary
And of it we should be wary

(Wonder what became of Mary...)" -- Frank Zappa
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"If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go crude. I'm a very technical boy. So I decided to get as crude as possible." -- Johnny Mnemonic

"The plight of the least of us defines the rest of us." -- me

"Diversity is inversely proportional to limitation. And, typically, to ignorance." -- me. ha!

"Come to Butt-head.." -- Butt-head

"he stinketh" -- Martha, the sister of him that was dead [John 11:39 KJV]

"eateth me" -- Jesus Christ [John 6:57 KJV]

"I try to think, but, nothin' happens!?" -- Curly Howard

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." -- Jame Gumb

"The mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter
And one day said kemo sabe
Kiss my ass I bought a boat
I'm going out to sea
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And if I were like lightning
I wouldn't need no sneakers
I'd come and go wherever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree
And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea" -- Lyle Lovett

"You feel demons here, Mal?"
"I think we're the demons." -- Mickey and Mallory Knox

"Torture is your main attraction.
I don't need that kind of action.
You don't have to dance for me,
I've seen your dance before." -- Steely Dan

"Shoot the bitch and write a book. That's what I did." -- William S. Burroughs

"Now show me paint the fence." -- Mr. Miagi

"You can leave the hat on." -- Randy Newman

"Well I just hope another disaster doesn't occur while we're waiting." -- Dr. Russell A. Marvin

"You like a little pain, Jack?" -- Mallory Knox

"If you don't have anything nice to say, sit right here by me." -- some old lady

"Bartendar, bring me a colada and milk. On second thought, make that a watah, H-T-O." -- Bald Headed John, King of the plookers.

"That's poetry." -- Mickey Knox

"The neighbors on the right sit and watch them every night. I bet you'd do the same if they was you." -- Frank Zappa

"I'm only dreaming. There's life on my ceiling. The flies there are sleep-ing quiet-ly." -- Ian Anderson

"Legends are born surrounding mysterious lights, seen in the sky, flashing. I just lit a fag, then took my leave in the wink of an eye." -- Lucifer

"Klaatu barada nikto!" -- Helen Benson

"Well the danger on the rocks is surely passed. Still I remain tied to the mast. I guess that I have found my home at last. Home at last." -- Steely Dan

"Look, bitch. You knew I was a snake." -- Natural Born Killer Snake
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Frank Zappa
Hunter S. Thompson
Dennis Kucinich
Tenzin Gyatso
Jimmy Carter
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  • +2 raves Maybe. All I know is, I once had a tarantula and a wolf spider in seperate terrariums and fed ... Maybe.

    All I know is, I once had a tarantula and a wolf spider in seperate terrariums and fed them black crickets from the yard. I finally turned the wolf spider loose because it ate ten times more than the tarantula which was five times bigger. Crickets can be a hassle to catch.

    Good poll, Durf.
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  • +4 raves hmm. ok, yes, but, proportionally to the degree of darkness, the yes hinging on the assumption t... hmm. ok, yes, but, proportionally to the degree of darkness, the yes hinging on the assumption that there is no such thing as total absence of light. With the possible exception of the inside of a black hole. No, wait, a black hole is dark on the outside because light can not get out, but, that doesn't mean there is no light in it. Anyway, I know it's bullsh_t, but, that's my answer. ☺ (more)
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  • +5 raves Right-wing poll hag: May you expire in agony in your cardboard box dwelling in a filthy urban al... Right-wing poll hag: May you expire in agony in your cardboard box dwelling in a filthy urban alleyway behind a Vietnamese takeout restaurant after having outlived your offspring and become a hunch backed bag lady with a wobbly shopping cart and a prosthetic leg.

    Amen.
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  • +18 raves Born in the early 1950's, I have endured "Inhumane Capitalism" as the increasingly ... Born in the early 1950's, I have endured "Inhumane Capitalism" as the increasingly predominant force in the USA throughout my lifetime. And, obviously enough, it has been around much longer than that. Living through the turn of the 20th century must have been hell indeed, what with the Robber Baron Industrial Tycoons gleefully at the helm.

    Nazi sympathizer Henry Ford helped the common folk out by successfully demonstrating that empowering the workforce a bit bolstered the corporate bottom line, although I doubt his motivations were particularly egalitarian, truth be told. Initially deemed a "class traitor" by his peers, once his methods proved sound, he became the working man's hero (or, so say the school books).

    FDR's New Deal was the big one, though. (Stating the obvious to any American with a heart and half a brain left, I know.) A huge healthy dose of "we're all in this together, folks, so let's pool our efforts and make life better for all" (aka socialism).

    Of course, stingy people who believe in their divine right to lord it over the rest of us hated it and they still do. Through their unflagging efforts, much of the benefit of the New Deal has been rendered illusory. Maybe that's all it was ever meant to be. Still, it helped. A lot.

    Much has been made of Capitalism and military might being why "America is Number One!", "the undisputed dominant super-power of the world!", etc. I say, bullsh_t. An empowered (comparatively), healthy, well educated general workforce is primarily, (but not exclusively, of course) what brought this country to the fore.

    I think that's worth saying twice.

    An empowered, healthy, well educated general workforce is primarily what brought this country to "greatness".

    But, say "bye" to that. We, the common people, aka "the masses", became too empowered, healthy and well educated, according to the powers that be. Dumb, weak, desperate people are so much easier to manage (control). What boss wants willful subordinates? What corporation wants employees who say what goes and when, naming their own wages and benefits, etc? None, of course. So, "Time to take 'em down a peg. Let's turn back the clock to a more glorious day!"

    "Right. Uh, ok. How?"

    "No problem. Leave it to the Bush boys. They got the moves, baby!"

    Welcome to the 21st century, folks.

    Dictatorial Fascism, FTW! woot! (Not.)


    [Are they done looting us? Will Obama be the new FDR? Is our future so bright now that we oughta break out the cheap sunglasses? Hell, no. But, it's a damn nice dream and I'm going with it. :^) ]


    obama fdr future bright oughta break cheap sunglasses damn dream
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  • +13 raves Some degree of socialism (distributing a portion of the common wealth for the common good) is cru... Some degree of socialism (distributing a portion of the common wealth for the common good) is crucial to any society. ...

    aw, hell.. I'm so tired of this. Never mind.

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  • +10 raves I plugged this question into my wet-wired brain implant and the resulting flood of possibilities ... I plugged this question into my wet-wired brain implant and the resulting flood of possibilities exceeds my capacity, in spite of the memory doubler, aggravating my NAS (Nerve Attenuation Syndrome) to the extent that my head will explode if I don't get to Dr. Allcome within a matter of hours! I need a COMPUTER!

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    That being said... At the moment I'd have to go with just about anyone with an (R) next to their name.
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  • +2 raves I did once. Has it gotten any better? {haha, just kidding, man. It was splenderific. Do it so... I did once. Has it gotten any better?

    {haha, just kidding, man. It was splenderific. Do it some more!}
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  • +4 raves Nah, it's a chaos machine with no one at the helm.
  • +2 raves They are demonic familiars of the Son of Shatan, GWB the Antichrist. And, they are eaters of t... They are demonic familiars of the Son of Shatan, GWB the Antichrist.

    And, they are eaters of turtle slime.

    And, they stink. (McCain's diaper.)
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