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• Maxine 6 days ago
  

  Thank you for adding me.

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• Danielle 7 days ago
  

  Your avatars are just so funny!
  

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• Bucky aka KINGPIN 2013/05/14 18:01:30
  

  I'm honored!
  
  

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• PJ Sweet Cheeks 2013/05/14 16:03:02
  

  A Romantic Moment;
  Wife, being the very romantic sort, sent her husband a text message:
  
  
  "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"
  
  The husband, a typical non-romantic male, replied,
  
  
  “I am on the toilet. Please advise.”
  
  Have a great day :)

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• PJ Sweet Cheeks 2013/05/13 16:04:05
  

  Hi there...start Monday off with a joke :)
  LINUS GETS IT!!!
  
  
  
  Hope you have a great day!

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• Barefooted Nana ∞ijm♥∞AFCL 2013/05/11 04:06:57
  

  

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• Barefooted Nana ∞ijm♥∞AFCL 2013/05/11 04:05:56
  

  Am loving your avatar! Luv ya Bro! :) Blessings & {{{{HUGS}}}}
  

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• Purple Pinto ~PWCM~JLA 2013/05/10 17:43:33
  

  Happy Friday, Guapo!! Great to hear from you.
  
  Hope your weekend is long, relaxing, and fantastic.

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• Danielle 2013/05/10 16:12:59
  

  

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• Chi~Cat 2013/05/09 19:14:42
  

  haro!

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• PJ Sweet Cheeks 2013/05/08 12:56:48
  

  

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• PJ Sweet Cheeks 2013/05/07 16:11:10
  

  lol...love it! Now I got one for you;
  THE OFFICIAL TEXAS SHERIFF EXAM
  
  
  A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
  
  
  After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
  
  
  The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
  
  
  Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit."
  
  
  "Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
  
  
  “You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
  
  
  I LOVE TEXAS
  
  
  I need to move to Texas :)

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• NINsanity! (Auflösung) 2013/05/07 14:35:02
  

  NICE

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• Danielle 2013/05/06 12:50:58
  

  Thank you! Returning the favor!
  

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• NINsanity! (Auflösung) 2013/05/03 22:46:39
  

  

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• Barefooted Nana ∞ijm♥∞AFCL 2013/05/03 20:50:58
  

  

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• PJ Sweet Cheeks 2013/05/02 15:48:51
  

  
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