Greetings fellow Sodaheads! Apologies in advance; I've filled my profile full of shit towards the bottom. Be careful. It gets pretty nasty.

I'm Helen, and I'm 14, please don't use my age against me in debates, such as 'You're 14, how could you know anything about [insert topic]?' Just because I'm young, doesn't mean I'm not intelligent.

I love to laugh and joke with my friends, sometimes I'm a little flamboyant and over the top, but at least that means I'm not shy!

When it comes to gay marriage, gay rights etc, I give them my complete support. And when it comes to religion, I'm completely atheist, but that doesn't mean I'm going to attack you for having a religion. Although if you attack me about mine, don't expect me not to stand up for myself.

I'm like that about a lot of things. I'm open minded, but if you start something, don't expect me to back down. I will retaliate. You have been warned.

I'm pretty passionate about music and art. These are things that keep me contented. Having said that, however, I'm NEVER depressed. I don't see the point in it. You're only given one crack at life, why spend it being miserable? Live life to the full!

So, yeah, I'm generally a very happy person.

I'm addicted to Tetris and love all sorts of old arcade games.

I'm naturally red haired so be prepared for a fiery temper :D

As you can probably tell, if you've seen my username, my favourite band is Muse, and I'm pretty damn obsessed with them. I'll be seeing them live at Sheffield on the 4th November, 2009! My first Muse gig...if you're going to the same one, make sure to leave a comment, maybe I'll see you there!

Well, whatever else you want to know (not that you'd want to know anything more...I seem so uninteresting from what the above indicates...) leave a comment!

Peace out.

If you're expecting me to say someone like Einstein or Isaac Newton, then you'll be surprised, because actually, in all honesty, I'd love to meet Muse. Matt. Chris. Dom. And Tom of course.

I'd love to just have a good old chat with them, and maybe have a jam session.

Same with Serj Tankian.

I'd also like to meet Russell Howard, he seems awesome.







In fact, pretty much all the panel of Mock The Week, Frankie, Hugh, Russell, Dara, and some of the guests, Michael McIntyre, Ed Byrne, etc.

Band practice
Many of the things listed in my interests

The Agonist, Arctic Monkeys, Behemoth, Black Flag, Blaze Bayley, Children Of Bodom, The Clash, Devin Townsend, Dimmu Borgir, Dir En Grey, Dream Theater, Evanescence, Exodus, Flyleaf, Gorillaz, Green Day, Guns N' Roses, HIM, Iced Earth, IN FLAMES, Killswitch Engage, Lacuna Coil, Lordi, Mae, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Misfits, MUSE, Nightwish, The Offspring, Papa Roach, Paramore, Queensryche, RADIOHEAD, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, The Rasmus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Saosin, Scars on Broadway, Serj Tankian, Slayer, Sonic Youth, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, Tenacious D, Threshold, Trivium, The Used

The Mighty Boosh
Mock the week
Doctor Who
Top Gear
Torchwood
Animal Cops
Most Haunted (for the laughs)
Simpsons
Supernatural
Medium

Anything by Tim Burton
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
Disturbia
Signs
Mirrors
Shrek
Millions
Haunting in Connecticut

Do tour DVDs count? If so, HAARP, Hullabaloo and Absolution tour.

Bartimaeus Trilogy (I'd love to summon Barty and befriend him ^_^)
Saga Of Darren Shan
Demonata Saga
Power Of 5
Harry Potter
Jeremy Clarkson’s books
QI Book of General Ignorance

Mainly fantasy and horror, but some interesting fact books

Off our faces on mushrooms ~ Matt Bellamy

"That was the last time I did magic mushrooms actually. "Dom had a dog mask on and he ran off into the desert and I ran after him. For a minute I was actually in a Salvador Dali painting. If you look at his painting 'The Elephants', I was the little person at the bottom of those elephants' legs." ~ Matt Bellamy...Again

'I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand' ~ Confucius

Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, The Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, The Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day Lewis. Welcome, to OPERATION MINDFUCK ~ Frankie Boyle

SIT THE FUCK DOWN! ~ Dominic Howard

Interviewer: What would you do if you are the only man left on earth after the End of The World?

Matt: I'd go looking for a woman...If I couldn't find any, I think I'll be satisfied with Dominic.

Ah? They include musicians? If so, Matt Bellamy, Dom Howard and Chris Wolstenholme.

They're my inspirations for carrying on all my instruments. Without Muse, I probably would have dropped piano and guitar a long time ago.